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behind those sunglasses are the most beautiful made up eyes. He's a pro at the smokey eye look0
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She is paddling a canoe to australia ..to have dinner with me0
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Likes to wear his sparkle pants and tutu shopping ..0
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She's paddling to meet me at some remote island in the Pacific0
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refuses to wear matching socks0
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He has a closet full of ankle boots0
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spends hours in my closet0
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She owns stocks in all brands of yoga pants, but actually hates how they cling to everything and never wears them. She just talks about them to drive sales.0
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Was on the high school chess team0
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fake beard0
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Has a huge grotesque scar on the other side of his face0
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He cuts the cheese and blames it on the dog.0
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We went to school together.0
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Actually has 6 kids ..0
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Has fathered 26 of them0
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Is always barefoot and pregnant0
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Is my surrogate ..0
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has a life outside MFP0
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Always has aomething positive yo say0
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Drinks her soup with a fork.0
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Drinks milk from the jug0
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Looking at her in the eyes will turn you to stone0
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Refuses to go to the gym in 20160
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Is no longer hosting the MFP AA meetings.0
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Is allergic to the sun0
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pushes all the buttons in the elevator for giggles.0
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farts inside the elevator ..especially when people around her0
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is a gay porn star.0
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got his tongue stuck0
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