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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Actually, synchat talked me into singing America the Beautiful -- a much better song!
  • Brittneyaline
    Brittneyaline Posts: 23 Member
    Is secretly a ninja assassin on a mission to save the planet from a tyrannical alien race, choice of weapon?! Dos Equis and a kamikaze goldfish.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    csbnga wrote: »
    Owns 43 riding crops. One for each of her cabana boys
    synchkat wrote: »
    his name is on one of Jo's crops
    Nograce80 wrote: »
    Wishes she was on one of those crops

    Hahaha :D ..you guys

    She up until last week..was 65yr old bob my gardener..amazing surgery results
  • TxLisa251
    TxLisa251 Posts: 152 Member
    Loves to high 5 everyone.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    She was very flatulent at work the other day and they had to close the office to fumigate.
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    And you stayed in there to enjoy it..........
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Swinger


    Like can't pass a playground without visiting the swings
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Trips over cordless phones...a lot...
  • 00EmilyJo00
    00EmilyJo00 Posts: 64 Member
    Hates laughing and having a good time ;P
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Annoys the dolphins by speaking their language in another dialect - on porpoise
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    00EmilyJo00 wrote: »
    Hates laughing and having a good time ;P
    What can I say? I'm a fun sponge :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Knits in his spare time
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    Knits spare ties.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Is the equivalent of Cruella De Ville, except he hoards chickens, not puppies.
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    Drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels this evening. Didn't record the calories.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Steals old lady underwear so he can make them into a quilts. He currently had 73 granny panty quilts.
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    It was 74 but territhefrog took one off the clothesline.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Best friends are named Jack, Sam, and Bud. This attributes to why he keeps stealing things...
  • krbkrat
    krbkrat Posts: 85 Member
    Bridget Jones is the favorite "novel" and lives life based on the comings and goings of the neighbors cats
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was caught wondering naked through the streets yedterday

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