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  • house101292
    house101292 Posts: 464 Member
    Has a patch on his eye and is embarrassed to show his face.
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    Steals the number 3 button from the remote controls of friends and neighbours.
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
    Has a cat named "Mr. jiggles"
  • reklawyma
    reklawyma Posts: 30 Member
    Secretly hates cats
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    reklawyma wrote: »
    Secretly hates cats

    Was recently named Queen of Moldovia
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is the number one Court jester for the Queen of Moldovia. Good thing, too, because if he fails to make her laugh, he will be demoted to the salt mines of outer Moldovia.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Eats chocolate for entire meals
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Eats chocolate for entire meals

    Once took a trip to Mexico to find the real sugar soda only to realize that they started selling it in his local grocery store 2 months earlier.
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
    Needs less cow bell.
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
    Loves to spy on the neighbors
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    loves for the neighbors to spy on her..... she likes the attention
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
    Lives next door to junelove89
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Eats his frozen dinners frozen, the way they were made to be enjoyed.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Wrestles bears to work up a light sweat
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Her name is Neerzus, thought shed confuse everyone by spelling it backwards...caught ya!

    He knew my name is Neerzus because he's a member of my cult. He helps me every weekend as we prepare for the coming doom by stockpiling can's of chili and old tv guides.

  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    Eats beach pebbles
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She likes to lay golden eggs, just to surprise, delight and amaze her friends.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He hangs out with just_silk only to collect her golden eggs, which he then takes to his own home and tries to hatch. So far, no luck though.
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    Loves to sniff glue
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She used to have a hard time getting all the tell tale glue chunks off her nostrils, till I showed her how to use sos steel wool pads to take care of it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is addicted to snorting laundry powder
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Slimgirljo15 is addicted to injecting bbq sauce directly into her veins. She says the thrill of it is like nothing else, and she just can't stop. Also, she pees in sinks every chance she gets.
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    Does a one person show of the life and times of Henry viii
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
    enjoys the feel of polyester on her skin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lives on water and toothpicks
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    edited January 2016
    Licks the fruit and veg in the store then puts it back on the shelf.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Literally has 2 left feet
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    does not know the difference between left and right
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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    dances with wolves

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