Any one like riddles?

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  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    Three old ladies go to a baseball game and sneak in a bottle of whiskey... They have enjoyed the game and their bottle of booze is almost gone... What inning is it and how many are on base?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I'm guessing this one's a dig at a certain team. And it better not be the Jays!
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    Not a dig, I'm a Cards fan
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I noticed
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    I only hate the Cubs... Oh and the entire AL
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Lol
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Wait, wait...they're at the "bottom" of their "5th" right???!!!
    Still can't figure out the rest though.
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    Yep it's the bottom of the 5th and the "bags" are loaded!
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Haha-never would have gotten it!
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    At least you tried
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    What is red and smells like blue paint?
  • ProfessorPupil
    ProfessorPupil Posts: 76 Member
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    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    tzkully wrote: »
    What is red and smells like blue paint?
    I'm going with red paint? Since they don't really smell differently?
  • ProfessorPupil
    ProfessorPupil Posts: 76 Member
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    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    I've already heard this one, so I'll let someone else have the fun:)
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    edited January 2016
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    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    I know this one but I'll let it play out a bit
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
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    Yep red paint
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    tzkully wrote: »
    I only hate the Cubs... Oh and the entire AL

    You can't hate the Royals, they're from Missouri and it's not their fault they're stuck in a league with the stupid DH!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?

    It's got the numbers 0 through 9
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    moyen2 wrote: »
    I'm guessing this one's a dig at a certain team. And it better not be the Jays!

    Yay...Jays!!!

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