PUNS!!!

junelove89 · January 2016

Let's have some fun with puns! Because, why not?! Show me what you got

I'll start: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

wdunnett1 · January 2016

I'm into fitness
Fit-nis whole pizza in my mouth lol
that count?

KANGOOJUMPS · January 2016

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

KANGOOJUMPS · January 2016

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

ValerieMartini2Olives · January 2016

Never let a constipated camel lay a caca in your couscous

KANGOOJUMPS · January 2016

Exercise Your Core, Change Your Apple-tite.

junelove89 · January 2016

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

sparrish531 · January 2016

I used to work in a muffler factory. Exhausted every day.

sparrish531 · January 2016

I wanted to be a singer, but never learned to sew.

nm2bsc · January 2016

Human canonball decided to retire, when his boss found out he cried out "how am I going to find another man of your caliber?"

junelove89 · January 2016

When chemists die, they barium.

Uhtred_Ragnarson · January 2016

I got fired from my job at the Orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate

nm2bsc · January 2016

two peanuts walked into a dark alley and one of them is a salted

jnstevens47 · January 2016

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty *kitten*.

motterotter · January 2016

My doctor refused to believe how much i work out so i told her my daily exercise routine : i jump to conclusions drag my heels run around in circles bend over backwards and make mountains out of molehills
She said dont push your luck and beat around the bush

motterotter · January 2016

Did you hear about the group for people with verbal diarrhea
Its called Anon Anon

Bkra236 · January 2016

motterotter · January 2016

Toucan play at that game

junelove89 · January 2016

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

LiftingRiot · January 2016

William4MVP · January 2016

I did nazi this coming

mygnsac · January 2016

mygnsac · January 2016

nm2bsc · January 2016

^^ you're silly cone

junelove89 · January 2016

motterotter · January 2016

That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery

junelove89 · January 2016

motterotter wrote: »

That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery

Oh, my bad. This isn't the "most wanted" thread?

ShawtyShawt · May 2016

I love sea food because I'll try every food I see.

junelove89 · May 2016

_EPIC_ · May 2016

junelove89 · May 2016

PUNS!!!

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