I dropped my eggs on the break room floor this morning and had to toss them.
Carlos_421
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Please tell me that's a euphemism0
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Bummer0
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I dropped my soup bowl yesterday all over the kitchen counter... and my food scale. Had to go buy a new food scale too0
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I eat hot cereal every work day. I don't feel complete without it. Today my bowl cracked in half when I added the milk.0
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spoonyspork wrote: »I eat hot cereal every work day. I don't feel complete without it. Today my bowl cracked in half when I added the milk.
It's the breakfast gremlins. They're out in force.0 -
mercury retrograde!0
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I burned my toast at work today and set off the smoke alarm0
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Better than tossing your cookies...0
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ValerieMartini2Olives wrote: »I burned my toast at work today and set off the smoke alarm
If it's as cold where you are as it is here, all your coworkers now hate you. Lol0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »Better than tossing your cookies...
Indeed! I hate puking (thankfully, it's only happened very few times in my adult life. Fewer than five and that's being generous).0 -
May they rest in peace.0
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Et tu @Carlos_421 ?
You deserve to have gone hungry for this post OP. There are noobs out there to support, food to weigh and log, exercises to do... Go have a life! lol0 -
Et tu @Carlos_421 ?
You deserve to have gone hungry for this post OP. There are noobs out there to support, food to weigh and log, exercises to do... Go have a life! lol
Before I respond...are you serious? @joinn680 -
Carlos_421 wrote: »Et tu @Carlos_421 ?
You deserve to have gone hungry for this post OP. There are noobs out there to support, food to weigh and log, exercises to do... Go have a life! lol
Before I respond...are you serious? @joinn68
No I am not! Your post made me laugh... Still laughing. If the point was comic relief: achieved. (just look at how many posts I did today to realize I probably don't have much of a life lol)0 -
Carlos_421 wrote: »Et tu @Carlos_421 ?
You deserve to have gone hungry for this post OP. There are noobs out there to support, food to weigh and log, exercises to do... Go have a life! lol
Before I respond...are you serious? @joinn68
No I am not! Your post made me laugh... Still laughing. If the point was comic relief: achieved.
Gotcha. lol
I was gonna say...loosen up, lady. lol0 -
I dropped my eggs 25 and 27 years ago and then had to send them to college 18 years later. *ba dum bum*
Last week, I made the most perfect fried egg you've ever seen. It looked Photoshopped, it was so perfect. And then I knocked it off the counter before I could eat it. I feel ya, man.0 -
I dropped my eggs 25 and 27 years ago and then had to send them to college 18 years later. *ba dum bum*
Last week, I made the most perfect fried egg you've ever seen. It looked Photoshopped, it was so perfect. And then I knocked it off the counter before I could eat it. I feel ya, man.
1.) I'm such a dude that I didn't get @rabbitjb 's joke until just now.
2.) That is a heartbreaking story (the fried egg off the counter, not college).0 -
That sucks, I get mad when I pop the yolk on fried eggs. Nothing sunny then
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Carlos_421 wrote: »I dropped my eggs 25 and 27 years ago and then had to send them to college 18 years later. *ba dum bum*
Last week, I made the most perfect fried egg you've ever seen. It looked Photoshopped, it was so perfect. And then I knocked it off the counter before I could eat it. I feel ya, man.
1.) I'm such a dude that I didn't get @rabbitjb 's joke until just now.
2.) That is a heartbreaking story (the fried egg off the counter, not college).
Yeah ....that wasn't it :bigsmile:
I know you're a dude0 -
RuNaRoUnDaFiEld wrote: »That sucks, I get mad when I pop the yolk on fried eggs. Nothing sunny then
Oh, I do that on purpose. My papaw, on the other hand, would throw his eggs away if the yolk broke.0 -
Carlos_421 wrote: »I dropped my eggs 25 and 27 years ago and then had to send them to college 18 years later. *ba dum bum*
Last week, I made the most perfect fried egg you've ever seen. It looked Photoshopped, it was so perfect. And then I knocked it off the counter before I could eat it. I feel ya, man.
1.) I'm such a dude that I didn't get @rabbitjb 's joke until just now.
2.) That is a heartbreaking story (the fried egg off the counter, not college).
Yeah ....that wasn't it :bigsmile:
I know you're a dude
Then I think I got it the first time. lol0 -
spoonyspork wrote: »I eat hot cereal every work day. I don't feel complete without it. Today my bowl cracked in half when I added the milk.
On Christmas Day our prime rib roast was in the oven cooking beautifully in my trusty baking dish (that I have used for years) when all of the sudden we hear a huge explosion. The baking dish shattered and the roast and all the good juices / gravy was in a pool of glass. Hot, shattered glass and an expensive roast is not a good combination. That was a sad loss.0 -
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I exploded my oats in the microwave this morning0
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Bambalina22 wrote: »I exploded my oats in the microwave this morning
I didn't even know you could do that!!0
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