We broke up because...
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Didn't challenge me enough!0
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She said I was to young.0
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She beat me in a eating competition! The bugger!0
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He didn't realize it wasn't an eating competition0
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She wouldn't wear those glasses in bed0
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He didn't like being spanked.0
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She was violent
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She wasn't violent enough0
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He was a dude.0
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He lacked imagination because all he could see was those guns!0
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she said i smelled bad0
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She said all I care about is kite boarding0
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I said go fly a kite, your boring0
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He said things like "Go fly a kite."0
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She was too smart for me0
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He was too smart for his own good0
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She was too smart for my smarts and thus we outsmarted each others smarts.0
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hypnotist..he convinced me it was my fault0
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Always blamed other people for his crap0
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IBS...always on the crapper0
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