We broke up because...

Bonny132

Insisted I called him SIR

RunTimer

wouldn't relinquish the paddle when it was my turn

_Pseudonymous_

Because I wouldn't stop licking his body... in public

starbuckaddict

You tried to drink my starbucks

slimgirljo15

So hyper with coffeeeeeeeeeee

_Pseudonymous_

@starbuckaddict ironic because I work at starbucks and get it for free


broke up because they wouldn't stop taking advantage of my free discount

Bonny132

Did not understand HANDS OFF!!

starbuckaddict

_Pseudonymous_ wrote: »

@starbuckaddict ironic because I work at starbucks and get it for free


broke up because they wouldn't stop taking advantage of my free discount

Lol damn it, we should get back together

Bonny132

He did not want me, lusted after his ex

RunTimer

objected to threesome

_Pseudonymous_

only wanted me for threesomes *softly sobs*

RunTimer

her mother objected

Bonny132

His dad wanted to watch, became too creepy

RunTimer

she caught me making out with her sister

JSurita3

The whole sibling thing freaked me out.

slimgirljo15

She wanted to share me with her family

zakum1

Did' like to share

slimgirljo15

Didn't like my promiscuity loved it when we first met though

zakum1

Stopped bringing her girlfriends around

slimgirljo15

Got 3 of my girlfriends pregnant....

zakum1

She gave me bad protection

47Jacqueline

Wanted kids

slimgirljo15

Hated children ..

srv524

Her boobs were too firm for me

3AAnn3

Refused to smile

slimgirljo15

She wanted another baby..I didnt have the equipment to make it happen ..

3AAnn3

Wouldn't adopt from orphanages in Korea

srv524

Wanted 24 kids, could only give her 23

slimgirljo15

He fathered 24 kids..none with me

3AAnn3

She refused to unload the dishwasher