We broke up because...

LiftingRiot

He had a rash from the stubble of a woman...

FitSpongebob

LiftingRiot wrote: »

He had a rash from the stubble of a woman...

you should see her beard dude

MarMcGrath

His selfies got more likes than mine :-P

tobywankenobijedimaster

'cause she was a Newfie.

slimgirljo15

Wasn't really a jedi master

LiftingRiot

she has a beard

MarMcGrath

tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »

'cause she was a Newfie.

Hahahaha can't believe you just went there! *high five*

tobywankenobijedimaster

MarMcGrath wrote: »

tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »

'cause she was a Newfie.

Hahahaha can't believe you just went there! *high five*

I see it as reclaiming the term. It's only an insulting slur if you let it be

Anyways.... To the person above ya....

Got tired of his cowbell.

Jetamu96

He wouldn't clip his toenails

FitSpongebob

she thought sharting was a sport

JSurita3

Because that was gross.

FitSpongebob

JSurita3 wrote: »

Because that was gross.

ha ha

FitSpongebob

she thought a 3 course meal was a snack

tobywankenobijedimaster

He though headless selfies were the pinnacle of quality in photography.

FitSpongebob

hey i only have half a head, thats descriminating half headed people!!

jbuzzed

He was too square

FitSpongebob

We went on Jeremy Kyle

RunTimer

his squarepants were a turnoff

taylortaylorgb

He never let me see his face.

RunTimer

Tay..Taylor stuttt..stuttered

tobywankenobijedimaster

I was blinded when the light reflected off her phone.

Nograce80

I didn't understand him

srv524

She was a nympho

RunTimer

she ignored me

tobywankenobijedimaster

I kept telling him I didn't want to see the gun show.

srv524

His mustache tickled my inner thighs

taylortaylorgb

He made fun of my stutter

srv524

She wouldn't stutter in bed

tobywankenobijedimaster

He told me to shave.

KatrinaDelRey

He shaved