We broke up because...

Nograce80

She didn't shave

srv524

She shaved my eyebrows while I slept

RunTimer

he caught me shaving.....there

srv524

He wouldn't me help him

Kvm11628

He didn't make sense.

finny11122

She was to shy

Kvm11628

He didn't really know me.

bdgfn

We had a disagreement about the use of capital letters in names

jbuzzed

He called it a disagreement, I called it proper grammar

Kvm11628

He kept aksing me dumb questions.

jbuzzed

She didn't understand sarcasm

DSwales11

she said so.

MzIrish

He was never home

JeffreyMGiron

i wasnt good enough

slimgirljo15

Yep..got me there..he wasn't good enough

MzIrish

I caught her with @mhiggi02

slimgirljo15

..theres a blast from the past ..

She constantly bought up old loves

DSwales11

I too wasn't good enough. Either that or because she wanted to focus on her professional arm wrestling career.

47Jacqueline

He was too insecure

MorningGhost14

I ran and drank too much

Bonny132

Got tired of him mistaking the wardrobe for the toilet, only so many times I'll do the laundry over and over again.

slimgirljo15

Had a cleaning fetish...my clothes washed 5 times a day..she kept muttering .."your dirty" lol

ilfaith

I just couldn't take the snoring any longer. Like a chainsaw. All. Night. Long.

tobywankenobijedimaster

I caught her sleeping next to someone when I came back in from cutting her firewood

Bonny132

He was NOT a dude, but a chick with a strap on

slimgirljo15

His name toby wank ..I couldn't say it without laughing

Bonny132

She wanted to be Mrs Wank lol

RunTimer

because, and BTW, her use of tla's (e.g., lol) need 86'ing (IMHO)

Bonny132

Spoke an alien language that nobody understood

tobywankenobijedimaster

She was species-ist against aliens!