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  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    she striped for everyone everywhere
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    he wanted me to be spontaneous and I was, but it backfired on him
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    buffer221 wrote: »
    she striped for everyone everywhere
    He didn't need to strip at all, his favorite sporran was a transparent bit of plastic placing everything in full view. Sadly, the twig-n-berries took quite a burn last week from an unusually sunny day. The subsequent peeling of damaged flesh was a bit much.

    @ind1983 I could still be hes, but she came to her senses and left (*sigh*)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He always wore that kilt without anything under, even when working on the roof!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    didn't understand rule one of kilt, nothing worn under otherwise its a skirt
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners
    :D:D:D ...hilarious....she was always joking...never serious
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    she was jealous of my legs
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners
    lmfao!
    buffer221 wrote: »
    she was jealous of my legs
    his awesome legs inspired me to take the "European route" all over, but he didn't jive with that
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was Hairier than a Sasquatch! :lol:
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    didn't like being tickled with hairy legs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited June 2015
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    My legs were hairier ..he was jealous
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She used a curling iron on her legs when she wanted to be fancy! :lol:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She was a biter.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Only when I'm thirsty! he wouldnt give me a taste!
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    Couldn't paint :-) :-) :-) :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She could never be still when I was painting her!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she wanted to paint a clown face on me before sex. Creepy! :open_mouth:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He never wanted to get creative in the boudoir! :confused:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she was a little too kinky for me

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