We broke up because...

Bonny132

He did not agree that aliens are really tasty

slimgirljo15

Ate my alien

Bonny132

She had a hissy fit after eating my peri peri alien with macho peas, side salad and alien peri peri bites with salsa. She loved it! But apparently slaughtering your own "meat" is gross"

slimgirljo15

Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking

Had a few *mental* issues

Jetamu96

I just wasn't good enough for her

Bonny132

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking

Had a few *mental* issues

ROFLMAO sorry, as sober as I can get lol (and dying for a Nando's aaaarrrggghhhhh)

Too low self confidence, I kept trying, she was having none of it

JSurita3

She kept rolling on the floor laughing her a$s off.

RunTimer

she told to get off her a$s

slimgirljo15

Would never happen...He's mine

JSurita3

Thought I was lazy

RunTimer

she just lay there..I had to do all the work

slimgirljo15

Expected me to do stuff when I was tied to the bed

JSurita3

Couldn't do stuff while tied to the bed.

Kvm11628

Didn't know how to tie

finny11122

Her insatiable sexual appetite was to much even for me.

slimgirljo15

Pfft ..obviously couldn't keep up..no stamina

Marihatcher

I was intimidated

MEat40forge

She said "for greener pastures"

RunTimer

he was too green for my likes

JSurita3

The jealous type

slimgirljo15

Too seasoned..almost professional..couldn't pass a health check...

RunTimer

she didn't appreciate my wake up method

slimgirljo15

^^^ roflmao ouch .....he was abusive .. (I kinda liked it)

Wizeman22

She was overwhelmed by my excessive public affection.

tanyajensen75

He always wanted to make love in inappropriate public places.

Kvm11628

She said make love

HappilyDistracted

She was always focused on the semantics

DiviturLabimur

We were into chicks

HappilyDistracted

He Made assumptions... You know what they say about those ;-)

Kvm11628

The little chicks he raised as a hobby were all over the effing house.