We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

What!! You breaking up with me woman..say it isn't so ..

g44219

she wouldn't let go of Esmama12

biattabrittani

Loved pumping iron more than he loved me

g44219

she wouldn't let me have gym time

tobywankenobijedimaster

He wouldn't stop taking selfies (yes, the irony isn't lost on me...)

biattabrittani

Username (Jk. I secretly approve)

g44219

caught her watching tobywankenobi on web cam!

RunTimer

he believed GymTime was SelfieTime

khara2012

He doesn't share the blankets well.

RunTimer

always had a drink in her hand

MzIrish

didn't like me drinking Jameson for breakfast

RunTimer

would never workout..she was Irish..I preferred Scotch

jbuzzed

He was a liquor snob.

bdgfn

She kept calling me chrome dome

MzIrish

he didnt like me touching his chrome dome :P

jbuzzed

She could do more pull ups than me

bdgfn

She spends so much time in the gym there was no time for a relationship

Kvm11628

He wanted to spend every.stinking.minute. with me. It was smothering.

bdgfn

She tried to smother me with a pillow

g44219

he was snoring so loud I thought the pillow would muffle the sound

Kvm11628

He had really, really poor judgement.

g44219

she caused a scandal in our neighborhood

jbuzzed

Couldn't do enough push ups

Kvm11628

He couldn't appreciate a good scandal now and again.

khara2012

He didn't like scandalous girls...

musclegood_fatbad

Her idea of scandalous was different than mine

coralchaos2

his room was too tidy!

g44219

I couldn't tell if they were male or female

Kvm11628

He needed a lesson in anatomy.

FieryR3dHead

She was to smart for me.