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  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    She would always turn her back and never spoon with me.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She would spoon but never fork. (I'm sorry I had to. You set me up for it)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    LOL -- he couldn't keep his utensils straight......
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always sorry after he talked dirty, i think he was shy! ;p
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    Lmao it's all good!

    He bought all these utensils to bed and tried to toss my salad. No go for me. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Instead of tossing my Salad She made me toss my cookies! :lol:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    Her cookies were always rock hard! I like my cookies soft and other things rock hard ;)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    my fresh, warm, soft baked cookies were never enough for her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was always telling people how warm & soft her "cookies" were! :open_mouth:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    She said more cushion for the pushin and tried to fatten me with her delicious cookies!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She was always eatin fab's cookies. I suspected hanky panky going on!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He called it Hanky Panky I said Nookie we just couldnt agree!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha :naughty: I knew it! I just thought she said cookie!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    My idea of Fab's cookies and his milk didn't work for him.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha what? wait??? I think it was that we just didn't communicate very well.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    He was too into Girl Scouts.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I'm still laughing about the milk and cookies! :lol:

    She didnt like my Girl Scout Uniform!
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    She wasn't a Girl Scout. Not sure where she got the uniform. Come to think of it, I'm not sure sure where most of her stuff came from.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She accused me of being a thief! :angry:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    things kept going missing from my house

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