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    Best way to aproche a man?

    Posts: 1,022 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Since we had a similar thread of approaching women, I thought it would be fun on your thoughts on approaching men as well. In this day and age i think we can get over the typical gender stereo types, so lets hear it.

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    • Posts: 1,363 Member
      Say hi to me, twirl your hair, show cleavage and bring pizza.
    • Posts: 169 Member
      Just approach them and say hi...That would have ALWAYS worked on me :)
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      Show up naked, bring beer.
    • Posts: 6 Member
      Just kidding, honestly guys are easy - we pretty much light up like a candlestick if you just pretend to look interested our way.
    • Posts: 611 Member
      Avoid coming in from behind.
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      Peter_Brady wrote: »
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      Quoting...because
    • Posts: 177 Member
      Just come up and say hello lol
    • Posts: 3,582 Member
      approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it
    • Posts: 184 Member
      Isn't 'aproche' a type of french cooking technique ?
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      When I roll down the window, I want them to come up, lean in and quote me a price right away.
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      I really want you to come up and engage me....ask me what I'm interested in....what I'm into (besides potentially you obviously), keep eye contact....I mean really relationships are reciprocal.....and then basically HAHA NEVERMIND I tried but couldn't get through all that and keep a straight face....
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      JeffreyMG wrote: »
      approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    • Posts: 1,674 Member
      With a bacon sammich?

      I heard men love their bacon.
    • Posts: 1,001 Member
      Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...
    • Posts: 3,582 Member
      lilsassy71 wrote: »
      Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

      lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
      i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.
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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      need more tips ask, im full of them.
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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      this cracked me up
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      spelling could be one place to start...
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      michaela_g09 wrote: »
      spelling could be one place to start...

      Based on your profile goals and pictures, I would MFP-marry you. $20 please
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      JeffreyMG wrote: »
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      lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
      i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

      And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.
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      Peter_Brady wrote: »
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      Yeah .... I wouldn't be on this site if I looked like that.
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      JeffreyMG wrote: »
      approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

      I knew I was doing something right ;)
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      JeffreyMG wrote: »
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      need more tips ask, im full of them.

      Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

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      michaela_g09 wrote: »
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      this cracked me up

      I'm glad gorgeous! :blush:

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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

      you could be wrong there, i never condone violence, sorry but im someone else.

      Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
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      I knew I was doing something right ;)

      Thumbs up*
    • Posts: 7,719 Member
      edited January 2016
      lilsassy71 wrote: »
      I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

      I find that hard to believe. That you're unapproachable I mean, not the part about drunks. I'm sure you're okay with that part. If I saw you in a bar and you appeared to be available, I would come over and say hi and offer to buy you a drink, or dance, depending on the bar. I will warn you, though...I dance like a white boy...an old white boy... :p
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.
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      Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
      I knew I was doing something right ;)

      Hey...my eyes are up here! ;)
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