Best way to aproche a man?

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  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    ^^^explains a lot
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face

    Stick out your boobs and put a bag over your head, works for me.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I think bacon might work.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon
  • terem00
    terem00 Posts: 176 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think bacon might work.

    We can make bacon bikinis
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I find that hard to believe. That you're unapproachable I mean, not the part about drunks. I'm sure you're okay with that part. If I saw you in a bar and you appeared to be available, I would come over and say hi and offer to buy you a drink, or dance, depending on the bar. I will warn you, though...I dance like a white boy...an old white boy... :p

    I'm an old white girl in Texas with zero coordination. It's pretty bad lol
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement

    see i got the moves too ;)!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement

    see i got the moves too ;)!

    Gotta watch out for the young ones!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    terem00 wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    if you dont mind younger you can come intimidate me all day~
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement

    see i got the moves too ;)!

    Gotta watch out for the young ones!

    you initiated the whole standing outside the bathroom approach, now you cant go through with it?! ugh women.
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
    terem00 wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall.
  • PLTNM_INC
    PLTNM_INC Posts: 199 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    Me either, I just drink until I think they are approaching me lol
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    PLTNM_INC wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    Me either, I just drink until I think they are approaching me lol

    What stops me from approaching women in a bar is when they have a bunch of guy friends with them and a couple other girlfriends, cant tell if they are taken or just hanging out...I avoid conflict
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    pookel wrote: »
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    Yeah .... I wouldn't be on this site if I looked like that.

    Why is that?

    Are you one of those people that thing everyone is here to lose weight?
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    im here to learn! lol!
  • terem00
    terem00 Posts: 176 Member



    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?
    [/quote]

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall. [/quote]

    RBF...Me too! Do men want intimidating or someone who just walks around randomly smiling like a crazy person?
    I give up!!
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016
    I think bacon might work.

    We can make bacon bikinis


  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    I'm an old white girl in Texas with zero coordination. It's pretty bad lol

    Then we'd be perfect dancing together! lol

  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
    Topless, was my gut response, but pretty tough to beat those bacon bikinis
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    kneeling
  • adawson55510
    adawson55510 Posts: 60 Member
    edited January 2016
    I'm pretty easy and not fussy if you approach me your more than likely 99.99% in lol
  • asyroyez
    asyroyez Posts: 50 Member
    With correct spelling.
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    I was busy looking for a date over in the "rate the person above you" thread, but heard there was some bacon over here. So... Here I am.
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
    terem00 wrote: »


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall. [/quote]

    RBF...Me too! Do men want intimidating or someone who just walks around randomly smiling like a crazy person?
    I give up!! [/quote]

    It's a double edge sword!!
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »
    I think bacon might work.

    We can make bacon bikinis

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    I recall a MFP woman posting a selfie like this. That post got removed. I imagine this one will as well :'(