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Best way to aproche a man?

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  • Posts: 1,363 Member
    ^^^explains a lot
  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?
  • Posts: 1,363 Member

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face

    Stick out your boobs and put a bag over your head, works for me.
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use
  • Posts: 2,817 Member
    I think bacon might work.
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon
  • Posts: 176 Member

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement
  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think bacon might work.

    We can make bacon bikinis
  • Posts: 1,001 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »

    I find that hard to believe. That you're unapproachable I mean, not the part about drunks. I'm sure you're okay with that part. If I saw you in a bar and you appeared to be available, I would come over and say hi and offer to buy you a drink, or dance, depending on the bar. I will warn you, though...I dance like a white boy...an old white boy... :p

    I'm an old white girl in Texas with zero coordination. It's pretty bad lol
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement

    see i got the moves too ;)!
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »

    see i got the moves too ;)!

    Gotta watch out for the young ones!
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    terem00 wrote: »


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    if you dont mind younger you can come intimidate me all day~
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »

    Gotta watch out for the young ones!

    you initiated the whole standing outside the bathroom approach, now you cant go through with it?! ugh women.
  • Posts: 1,001 Member
    terem00 wrote: »


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall.
  • Posts: 199 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    Me either, I just drink until I think they are approaching me lol
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    PLTNM_INC wrote: »

    Me either, I just drink until I think they are approaching me lol

    What stops me from approaching women in a bar is when they have a bunch of guy friends with them and a couple other girlfriends, cant tell if they are taken or just hanging out...I avoid conflict
  • Posts: 3,750 Member
    pookel wrote: »

    Yeah .... I wouldn't be on this site if I looked like that.

    Why is that?

    Are you one of those people that thing everyone is here to lose weight?
  • Posts: 1,351 Member
    im here to learn! lol!
  • Posts: 176 Member



    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?
    [/quote]

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall. [/quote]

    RBF...Me too! Do men want intimidating or someone who just walks around randomly smiling like a crazy person?
    I give up!!
  • Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016

    We can make bacon bikinis


  • Posts: 7,719 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    I'm an old white girl in Texas with zero coordination. It's pretty bad lol

    Then we'd be perfect dancing together! lol

  • Posts: 267 Member
    Topless, was my gut response, but pretty tough to beat those bacon bikinis
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    kneeling
  • Posts: 60 Member
    edited January 2016
    I'm pretty easy and not fussy if you approach me your more than likely 99.99% in lol
  • Posts: 50 Member
    With correct spelling.
  • Posts: 882 Member
    I was busy looking for a date over in the "rate the person above you" thread, but heard there was some bacon over here. So... Here I am.
  • Posts: 1,001 Member
    terem00 wrote: »


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?

    I think I'm intimidating too. Unless I'm actually smiling like a crazy person I have RBF so I look mad lol. I blame the small lips. That and I'm very tall. [/quote]

    RBF...Me too! Do men want intimidating or someone who just walks around randomly smiling like a crazy person?
    I give up!! [/quote]

    It's a double edge sword!!
  • Posts: 3,750 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »

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    I recall a MFP woman posting a selfie like this. That post got removed. I imagine this one will as well :'(
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