Best way to aproche a man?

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  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    michaela_g09 wrote: »
    spelling could be one place to start...

    Based on your profile goals and pictures, I would MFP-marry you. $20 please
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.
  • pookel
    pookel Posts: 5 Member
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    Peter_Brady wrote: »
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    Yeah .... I wouldn't be on this site if I looked like that.
  • Elvirka_xoxo
    Elvirka_xoxo Posts: 58 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    I knew I was doing something right ;)
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    need more tips ask, im full of them.

    Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    michaela_g09 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    this cracked me up

    I'm glad gorgeous! :blush:

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    isjahufm8x89.gif
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    need more tips ask, im full of them.

    Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

    you could be wrong there, i never condone violence, sorry but im someone else.

    Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    I knew I was doing something right ;)

    Thumbs up*
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016
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    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I find that hard to believe. That you're unapproachable I mean, not the part about drunks. I'm sure you're okay with that part. If I saw you in a bar and you appeared to be available, I would come over and say hi and offer to buy you a drink, or dance, depending on the bar. I will warn you, though...I dance like a white boy...an old white boy... :p
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
    I knew I was doing something right ;)

    Hey...my eyes are up here! ;)
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    ^^^explains a lot
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face

    Stick out your boobs and put a bag over your head, works for me.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    I think bacon might work.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon
  • terem00
    terem00 Posts: 176 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I don't ever get approached either. My brother and a good male friend both agreed it's because I have a resting *kitten* face


    Same here, I never get approached!!
    I've approached men just to have them literally walk away, I was told I'm too intimidating...?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.

    Oh man this made me spill my coffee,

    side note is it bad for me to drink my coffee and than my pre workout?

    (1) do you know where the women's is?
    (2) isn't coffee pre workout? That's what I use

    1.) down the hallway to the left you cant miss it, would you like me to hold your hand and guide you to it? almost like a mini date

    2.)IDK! but imma be super hyped soon

    Down the hall!!!!!???? That ain't no mini date that's like practically engagement
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    I think bacon might work.

    We can make bacon bikinis

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