Best way to aproche a man?

Of_Monsters_and_Meat
Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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Since we had a similar thread of approaching women, I thought it would be fun on your thoughts on approaching men as well. In this day and age i think we can get over the typical gender stereo types, so lets hear it.
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  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    Say hi to me, twirl your hair, show cleavage and bring pizza.
  • patio1313
    patio1313 Posts: 169 Member
    Just approach them and say hi...That would have ALWAYS worked on me :)
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
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  • Pittshkr_
    Pittshkr_ Posts: 99 Member
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  • Isileth
    Isileth Posts: 6 Member
    Show up naked, bring beer.
  • Isileth
    Isileth Posts: 6 Member
    Just kidding, honestly guys are easy - we pretty much light up like a candlestick if you just pretend to look interested our way.
  • _EPIC_
    _EPIC_ Posts: 611 Member
    Avoid coming in from behind.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
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    Quoting...because
  • CraigG75
    CraigG75 Posts: 177 Member
    Just come up and say hello lol
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it
  • gpstreet
    gpstreet Posts: 184 Member
    Isn't 'aproche' a type of french cooking technique ?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    When I roll down the window, I want them to come up, lean in and quote me a price right away.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I really want you to come up and engage me....ask me what I'm interested in....what I'm into (besides potentially you obviously), keep eye contact....I mean really relationships are reciprocal.....and then basically HAHA NEVERMIND I tried but couldn't get through all that and keep a straight face....
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
    With a bacon sammich?

    I heard men love their bacon.
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    need more tips ask, im full of them.
  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    this cracked me up
  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
    spelling could be one place to start...
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    michaela_g09 wrote: »
    spelling could be one place to start...

    Based on your profile goals and pictures, I would MFP-marry you. $20 please
  • JuneGem6471
    JuneGem6471 Posts: 1,001 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    Where are people just randomly going up to people?? Maybe it's just me but that is so awkward...

    lol i wish i had the courage to do that sometimes, i end up wondering if "shes the one that got away"..
    i find it really awkward also, unless im already drunk well thats another story.

    And unless you're just walking around drunk in everyday life... then you have a problem lol. I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.
  • pookel
    pookel Posts: 5 Member
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
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    Yeah .... I wouldn't be on this site if I looked like that.
  • Elvirka_xoxo
    Elvirka_xoxo Posts: 58 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    I knew I was doing something right ;)
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    need more tips ask, im full of them.

    Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    michaela_g09 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    this cracked me up

    I'm glad gorgeous! :blush:

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    need more tips ask, im full of them.

    Oh I will!!! Wasn't it you who recommended the donkey punch in another thread? Your full of great info!

    you could be wrong there, i never condone violence, sorry but im someone else.

    Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    approach me with the eyes stare into my soul and rape it

    I knew I was doing something right ;)

    Thumbs up*
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016
    lilsassy71 wrote: »
    I think I'm unapproachable because even drunks in bars don't approach me lol.

    I find that hard to believe. That you're unapproachable I mean, not the part about drunks. I'm sure you're okay with that part. If I saw you in a bar and you appeared to be available, I would come over and say hi and offer to buy you a drink, or dance, depending on the bar. I will warn you, though...I dance like a white boy...an old white boy... :p
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I like to stand outside of the men's locker room or like men's bathrooms at the mall. Those areas are teeming with men. As you notice one coming out I pretend I was about to go in do the whole giggly oops and then have them show me to the women's. Works every time!!! I call them mini dates.
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Elvirka_xoxo wrote: »
    I knew I was doing something right ;)

    Hey...my eyes are up here! ;)

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