We broke up because...
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He underestimated me.0
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two words
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He kept referring to himself in the third person. Life isn't Seinfeld.0
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I got tired of sitting next to him in front of the TV all day ...0
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she danced like Elaine0
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He spoke in emoticon.0
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He kept calling the mailman newman the nemesis0
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Two words: double-dipper. In the worst way possible.0
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Could not move beyond Seinfeld. There was a bigger world out there.0
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He didn't know the difference between habit and obsession.0
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He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears0
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motterotter wrote: »He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears
he or she... still not sure... was a flower.... I think0 -
Too grissly an imagination0
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couldn't accept my unique way of thinking0
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All thought no action.0
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tried confusing me with a name change0
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Fell for one of my fake identities.0
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caught him dressing in my clothes for one of his identities0
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found duck feathers on her person0
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I found bodyparts in her wardrobe.0
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I hated his wardrobe.0
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new name was too long0
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That wasn't the only thing that was too long.0
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he met someone on a "person above you" thread0
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Told me she was pregnant to get nudez.0
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Was obsessed with pregnant porn.0
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she faked her own death0
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He stole my life savings ..0
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she took out a life insurance policy on me..then signed me up for skydiving0
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