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We broke up because...

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He underestimated me.

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  two words
  Crying Game

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He kept referring to himself in the third person. Life isn't Seinfeld.

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  Kristin2626 Posts: 24 Member

  January 2016

  I got tired of sitting next to him in front of the TV all day ...

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she danced like Elaine

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He spoke in emoticon.

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  motterotter Posts: 701 Member

  January 2016

  He kept calling the mailman newman the nemesis

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Two words: double-dipper. In the worst way possible.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Could not move beyond Seinfeld. There was a bigger world out there.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He didn't know the difference between habit and obsession.

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  motterotter Posts: 701 Member

  January 2016

  He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears

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  LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member

  January 2016

  jsummd wrote: »

  When another team won the Stanley Cup he had nothing to talk about anymore

  
  She didn't realize that no other team would win the Stanley cup

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  LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member

  January 2016

  motterotter wrote: »

  He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears

  
  he or she... still not sure... was a flower.... I think

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Too grissly an imagination

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  couldn't accept my unique way of thinking

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  All thought no action.

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  tried confusing me with a name change

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Fell for one of my fake identities.

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  caught him dressing in my clothes for one of his identities

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  found duck feathers on her person

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  I found bodyparts in her wardrobe.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  I hated his wardrobe.

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  new name was too long

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  That wasn't the only thing that was too long.

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  AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member

  January 2016

  he met someone on a "person above you" thread

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Told me she was pregnant to get nudez.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  Was obsessed with pregnant porn.

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she faked her own death

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He stole my life savings ..

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she took out a life insurance policy on me..then signed me up for skydiving

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