Tell me a joke
Dar_Line86
Posts: 245 Member
This day needs more fun, make me laugh!
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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?0
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Gross.
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Yep lol
That's all I got 
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?0
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What did one snowman say to the other?!?
Smells like carrots!! ☃0 -
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How do you Top a car???
Tep on the brake tupid!!2 -
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.0 -
Why was the child throwing rocks at the birds by the shore?
He didn't want to leave a tern unstoned.1 -
Bahaha! "How do you top a car"
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"Me.I kill you" lol love it!0
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Smells like carrots, HA! That's a good one0
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Did you hear the one about the lady who had an exorcism performed on her house?
She couldn't pay for it, so they had to schedule a repossession.0 -
Gah! "Repossession" hahaha0
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What's blue and not heavy?
Light blue.1 -
Light blue. I like that one0
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing....she gagged a little...0 -
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What do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium.
I'd tell you another Chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.1 -
Oh my God no chemistry jokes pleeeeease had to sit through 5 min of them in class today. My chem instructor is hairy AH...we call her chewbacca...0
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it1 -
Why can't you trust a pepper that's nosy?
Because he's jalapeño (all up in yo) business1 -
Which cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese1 -
Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
Because they all have a phond1 -
jamespfinnen wrote: »Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
Because they all have a phond
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A hamburger and a pizza walked into a bar after a long day at work.
As soon as they walked in the bartender said: "Sorry we don't serve food."1
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