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Tell me a joke

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
    What do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium.

    I'd tell you another Chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
  • McKittyJane
    McKittyJane Posts: 143 Member
    Oh my God no chemistry jokes pleeeeease had to sit through 5 min of them in class today. My chem instructor is hairy AH...we call her chewbacca...
  • number33x
    number33x Posts: 391 Member
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


    "Where's my tractor?"

  • Hsammon
    Hsammon Posts: 91 Member
    How do you make a tissue dance?

    You put a little boogie in it
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Why can't you trust a pepper that's nosy?

    Because he's jalapeño (all up in yo) business
  • Hsammon
    Hsammon Posts: 91 Member
    Which cheese isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?

    Because they all have a phond
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    jamespfinnen wrote: »
    Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?

    Because they all have a phond

    *phone
  • joey4014
    joey4014 Posts: 159 Member
    A hamburger and a pizza walked into a bar after a long day at work.
    As soon as they walked in the bartender said: "Sorry we don't serve food."
  • MaxPower6868
    MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member
    Two guys sitting on the couch, dog on the floor starts licking himself. One guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that" and the other says, "Nah, I think he'd bite you"
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
    Hey girl, are you a zero APR loan?

    Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy! (This is my go to joke for little kids)
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    When is a door not a door?


    When it's ajar.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's heavy and the other's a little lighter.
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
    Haha Suzreen!! Those are good ones!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
    pondee629 wrote: »
    When is a door not a door?


    When it's ajar.

    HA!
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    What does a subatomic duck say?

    Quark!

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