Best way to aproche a man?

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  • Sharkbite2016
    Sharkbite2016 Posts: 20 Member
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    Since we had a similar thread of approaching women, I thought it would be fun on your thoughts on approaching men as well. In this day and age i think we can get over the typical gender stereo types, so lets hear it.

    Ask him if he will donkey punch you.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Walk toward him in your best Victorias Secret runway strut, then squeeze his junk and whisper "Want my home phone number?"
  • Sharkbite2016
    Sharkbite2016 Posts: 20 Member
    Pull down his pants and then *kitten* into them.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    From behind with a big knife.
  • ROFLwaffle82
    ROFLwaffle82 Posts: 205 Member
    Naked, holding a beer.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    From behind with a big knife.
    How's that working for you?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I like to slip a tracking device on guys I'm into so I can find the most "opportune" time. Low-jack has a real purpose, friends.

    In all seriousness, a smile and hi has worked for me way back in the day.
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :( fear of getting rejected
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Ms_Sicilian wrote: »
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :( fear of getting rejected

    With those eyes, you would so not get rejected!
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Ms_Sicilian wrote: »
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :(fear of getting rejected

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  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Ms_Sicilian wrote: »
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :( fear of getting rejected
    You have a beautiful face. It may be such a relief to the guy. We have to go through that pressure of getting rejected all the time. Can be too overwhelming but give it a try. The sun will still shine the next day and the worst is that you will gain a deeper appreciation of what guys go through. And maybe he is too shy too and you don't know it

  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    Ms_Sicilian wrote: »
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :(fear of getting rejected

    9v68YaU.gif

    what did i just watch 0_0
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    with a big smile.........Naked
  • jlisa24
    jlisa24 Posts: 305 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    Walk toward him in your best Victorias Secret runway strut, then squeeze his junk and whisper "Want my home phone number?"

    Usually works for me!
  • _EPIC_
    _EPIC_ Posts: 611 Member
    People still have home numbers?
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Buy me a kebab and you're sorted.

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