Importance of walking, funny
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Anna_Banana
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Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
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I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
********************************************
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
*******************************************
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
********************************************
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
******************************************
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
********************************************
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
********************************************
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
******************************************
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
*********************** *********************
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
********************************************
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
*****************************************
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
*******************************************
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
*******************************************
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
********************************************
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
********************************************
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
*******************************************
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
********************************************
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
******************************************
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
********************************************
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
********************************************
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
******************************************
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
*********************** *********************
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
********************************************
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Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
*****************************************
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
*******************************************
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
*******************************************
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
********************************************
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
********************************************
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
*******************************************
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
********************************************
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
******************************************
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
********************************************
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
********************************************
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
******************************************
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
*********************** *********************
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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"I wash my mouth out with chocolate" HA!:laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: good0
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I read this as "importance of walking funny" no comma, I couldn't resist a peak at THAT post! :laugh:
I was thinking, do I walk funny? What do I need to be doing differently? :blushing: duh....0 -
LMAOROTFL!!!!! :laugh:
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I read this as "importance of walking funny" no comma, I couldn't resist a peak at THAT post! :laugh:
I was thinking, do I walk funny? What do I need to be doing differently? :blushing: duh....
It's very important not to walk funny, but use correct form at all times.:laugh: :laugh:0 -
I've been inspired. I'm walking funny today. Maybe it'd burn more calories?:huh:0
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I've been inspired. I'm walking funny today. Maybe it'd burn more calories?:huh:
Maybe you should read a magazine while your doing it. I have a good one for you.0 -
I've been inspired. I'm walking funny today. Maybe it'd burn more calories?:huh:
Maybe you should read a magazine while your doing it. I have a good one for you.
Only if it has FANTASTIC Lysol ads in it. HA!0
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