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We broke up because...

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  DiviturLabimur Posts: 768 Member

  January 2016

  all I could ever see were her legs..

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Legs just weren't enough for him.

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  January 2016

  She was never on time

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Damn it..just too Cool for me

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She was too Hot!

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  January 2016

  We couldn't get it just right

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  He got it on with our sexy neighbour and didn't invite me to the party

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  January 2016

  Everybody wanted to steal her from me

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  He was always trying to steal back his ex!

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  I just wasn't up to her standard

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  Randy70Wats Posts: 331 Member

  January 2016

  I couldn't stop staring at her legs

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  She wouldn't let me in her basement

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  srl32000 Posts: 29 Member

  January 2016

  No nunchuck skills
  
  

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  January 2016

  While it was fun to steal away she never took out in public

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Was always Karate chopping my Antique furniture!

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Her furniture meant more to her than me

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  Always questioning my love

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She loved Slim!

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  January 2016

  She called it slim

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  His mean ex left him insecure and he couldn't get passed it

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He always passed on me. I finally took the hint.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She ran off when I told her to leave me alone. I needed privacy in the commode you know!!!

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  Bc she lied that she love pancakes but she really love waffles

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  She clogged the commode daily

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Got mad because I used Pooppouri every time he left the bathroom
  

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  Used my squatty potty for her step exercises

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  We had nothing in common.

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  Bc he drooled over Mr Clean's arms

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  
  

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Bc I was listening to the song called "50 ways to leave your lover."

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