If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Stand awkwardly as people make out in front of me in line

I believe you poked your tongue out at me ....
Tease

Say thanks and skip the line and grab a table to watch.

I got this - I'll stand in line. Save a seat.

Start dancing while ordering coffee

I'll have what she's having

Tell him to march back into that bathroom and flush that monster down!

Ask him how he gets his teeth so white..and tell him there is toilet paper trailing behind him

tag along since I don't drink coffee.

Whisper in his ear, "thanks for last night"

Try to get in on that treatment without being too forward or creepy about it. Oh, my neck!

Give him a bowl of cream to lap up.

Give a nod and smile

buy her a coffee

Approach from behind and wait until he/she leans over. At precisely the right moment, start gently tickling the back until he/she visibly relaxes from the rigors of school/work, then steadily increase the pressure until I hear a cathartic belly laugh. Smile at him/her, buy him/her a drink and snack and go about my merry way, confident that I've just brightened someone's day.