If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,129 Member
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    Probably get arrested for what I would do....
  • RUN_LIFT_EAT
    RUN_LIFT_EAT Posts: 537 Member
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    Tell him to march back into that bathroom and flush that monster down!
  • lliinnsseeyy
    lliinnsseeyy Posts: 1,691 Member
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    Serve him :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Ask him how he gets his teeth so white..and tell him there is toilet paper trailing behind him :D
  • joann
    joann Posts: 624 Member
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    Ask her if she wants to go get a glass of wine instead
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    tag along since I don't drink coffee.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lets go girls...I needzz a rocket fuel :p
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    Whisper in his ear, "thanks for last night" ;)
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,129 Member
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    Come up behind her and give her a neck and shoulder massage...soft at first, then harder...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Try to get in on that treatment without being too forward or creepy about it. Oh, my neck!
  • Tonydevolanii
    Tonydevolanii Posts: 658 Member
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    take his cookies away
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Give him a bowl of cream to lap up.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Let her know that the whole cats-and-dairy thing is a myth. They're mildly lactose intolerant.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Start my high five move
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    *crash tackle*... :*
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Give a nod and smile
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Give him a sexy grin as I walk over and sit myself on his lap...put my arm around his neck ..and whisper in his ear...chai latte please B)
  • navyjen
    navyjen Posts: 1,043 Member
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    buy her a coffee
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    steal her free coffee
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Approach from behind and wait until he/she leans over. At precisely the right moment, start gently tickling the back until he/she visibly relaxes from the rigors of school/work, then steadily increase the pressure until I hear a cathartic belly laugh. Smile at him/her, buy him/her a drink and snack and go about my merry way, confident that I've just brightened someone's day.

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