I like being married for two reasons:

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Jesusjohnjames
Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
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I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.
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  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
    -George A. Sheehan
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    So now you are married and you don't need to exercise. Gotcha
  • janjunie
    janjunie Posts: 1,200 Member
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    lol. What?! Welcome Friday night.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,627 Member
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    i didnt like being married for 1 reason.....

    he was an *kitten*

    i will ALWAYS take care of myself, regardless of what man is, or is not, in my life....
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    In...because it's Friday and I have a feeling this thread is going places
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
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    It was jokes i found to be funny
    I fot em online. Lol FYI been married 5 years.
  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
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    Got them
  • chandanista
    chandanista Posts: 986 Member
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    Waiting for the "It made losing 200 pounds easy, I just had to kick him to the curb" jokes.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,627 Member
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    Jesusjohnjames wrote: »
    It was jokes i found to be funny
    I fot em online. Lol FYI been married 5 years.

    its 5 years too long ;) LOLOLOLOL
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    In...because it's Friday and I have a feeling this thread is going places

    right? im bored and current man in my life is.....AWOL? who knows.
  • bspringer544
    bspringer544 Posts: 155 Member
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    ZoeLifts wrote: »
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    My thoughts exactly lmao
  • Asher_Ethan
    Asher_Ethan Posts: 2,430 Member
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    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).
  • bendyourkneekatie
    bendyourkneekatie Posts: 696 Member
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    Asher_Ethan wrote: »
    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).

    Me too! I'm 13 lbs lighter than my wedding day and have had 2 babies (in 2013 and 2014). So much for letting myself go....
  • jeepinshawn
    jeepinshawn Posts: 642 Member
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    katem999 wrote: »
    Asher_Ethan wrote: »
    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).

    Me too! I'm 13 lbs lighter than my wedding day and have had 2 babies (in 2013 and 2014). So much for letting myself go....

    I'm 70lbs lighter then my wedding day!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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  • hopeandtheabsurd
    hopeandtheabsurd Posts: 265 Member
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    OK, I'll play.

    Because 1) sweatpants are awesome 2) going out on Friday night isn't all that.

    Maybe #2 is a lie.
  • incisron
    incisron Posts: 550 Member
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    My father used to say that a woman keeps in shape for three reasons: to get a man, to keep a man, and to outdo women.
  • lorrpb
    lorrpb Posts: 11,464 Member
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    Bring married is a great reason to exercise, so you can do lots of fun things together and have s long life together.
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
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    I love being married for two reasons: 1) Taxes suck less. 2) Pretty much everything else sucks less too

    @incisron glad to see you girl!

    My mother used to say: A marriage is an alliance, first and foremost. You don't need to find someone you love and marry them, you need to find someone who is a good ally in the face of all the world will throw at you and love them for it.
  • incisron
    incisron Posts: 550 Member
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    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    I love being married for two reasons: 1) Taxes suck less. 2) Pretty much everything else sucks less too

    @incisron glad to see you girl!

    My mother used to say: A marriage is an alliance, first and foremost. You don't need to find someone you love and marry them, you need to find someone who is a good ally in the face of all the world will throw at you and love them for it.

    Hi, Coffee! :)
    ❤ your mom was smart.

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