We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

I like being married for two reasons:

Jesusjohnjames
Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.

Replies

  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
    edited February 2016
    Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
    -George A. Sheehan
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    So now you are married and you don't need to exercise. Gotcha
  • janjunie
    janjunie Posts: 1,200 Member
    lol. What?! Welcome Friday night.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    i didnt like being married for 1 reason.....

    he was an *kitten*

    i will ALWAYS take care of myself, regardless of what man is, or is not, in my life....
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    In...because it's Friday and I have a feeling this thread is going places
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    uWqM3.gif
  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
    It was jokes i found to be funny
    I fot em online. Lol FYI been married 5 years.
  • Jesusjohnjames
    Jesusjohnjames Posts: 378 Member
    Got them
  • chandanista
    chandanista Posts: 986 Member
    Waiting for the "It made losing 200 pounds easy, I just had to kick him to the curb" jokes.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    Jesusjohnjames wrote: »
    It was jokes i found to be funny
    I fot em online. Lol FYI been married 5 years.

    its 5 years too long ;) LOLOLOLOL
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    In...because it's Friday and I have a feeling this thread is going places

    right? im bored and current man in my life is.....AWOL? who knows.
  • bspringer544
    bspringer544 Posts: 155 Member
    ZoeLifts wrote: »
    uWqM3.gif

    My thoughts exactly lmao
  • Asher_Ethan
    Asher_Ethan Posts: 2,430 Member
    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).
  • bendyourkneekatie
    bendyourkneekatie Posts: 696 Member
    Asher_Ethan wrote: »
    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).

    Me too! I'm 13 lbs lighter than my wedding day and have had 2 babies (in 2013 and 2014). So much for letting myself go....
  • jeepinshawn
    jeepinshawn Posts: 642 Member
    katem999 wrote: »
    Asher_Ethan wrote: »
    I use to tell my husband I was going to let myself go after we got married. I'm 10 pounds thinner now than I was on our wedding day in 2012 (and I had a baby in 2013).

    Me too! I'm 13 lbs lighter than my wedding day and have had 2 babies (in 2013 and 2014). So much for letting myself go....

    I'm 70lbs lighter then my wedding day!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    tumblr_inline_o18dhjiK611t0gizi_500.gif
  • hopeandtheabsurd
    hopeandtheabsurd Posts: 265 Member
    OK, I'll play.

    Because 1) sweatpants are awesome 2) going out on Friday night isn't all that.

    Maybe #2 is a lie.
  • incisron
    incisron Posts: 550 Member
    My father used to say that a woman keeps in shape for three reasons: to get a man, to keep a man, and to outdo women.
  • lorrpb
    lorrpb Posts: 11,463 Member
    Bring married is a great reason to exercise, so you can do lots of fun things together and have s long life together.
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    I love being married for two reasons: 1) Taxes suck less. 2) Pretty much everything else sucks less too

    @incisron glad to see you girl!

    My mother used to say: A marriage is an alliance, first and foremost. You don't need to find someone you love and marry them, you need to find someone who is a good ally in the face of all the world will throw at you and love them for it.
  • incisron
    incisron Posts: 550 Member
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    I love being married for two reasons: 1) Taxes suck less. 2) Pretty much everything else sucks less too

    @incisron glad to see you girl!

    My mother used to say: A marriage is an alliance, first and foremost. You don't need to find someone you love and marry them, you need to find someone who is a good ally in the face of all the world will throw at you and love them for it.

    Hi, Coffee! :)
    ❤ your mom was smart.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    1) because every night is a sleepover with my best friend
    2) I like to cuddle
    3) she spots me when I bench
    4) she makes me laugh
    5) she's crazy hot
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    OP, the chat forum is thataway.
  • QueenofHearts023
    QueenofHearts023 Posts: 421 Member
    I've never been married, but I imagine I wouldn't like it. Besides the fact that I hate people touching me - I think I'd have too little time to workout hahaha
  • emaybe
    emaybe Posts: 187 Member
    1) what OP said, 2) same, but exercise=shaving
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    I like being married because:
    1) ......??????
    (Let me get back to you on this...)
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I'm 587lbs lighter than I was on my wedding day. Did I win?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'm 587lbs lighter than I was on my wedding day. Did I win?

    Depends what your wife looks like.
  • daveclrk5858
    daveclrk5858 Posts: 67 Member
    There are more than 2 reasons I got married. I guess it boils down to the fact I found my best friend and decided to put a ring on it. We made a vow under God, and while it isn't always easy, there isn't anyone else I'd rather do life with than her. She pushes me to be better and is a wonderful mom to our kids.

    Basically I outkicked my coverage and who doesn't want that?! :D:D:D
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Jesusjohnjames wrote: »
    It was jokes i found to be funny
    I fot em online. Lol FYI been married 5 years.

    I'm glad I scrolled down and saw you were joking.

This discussion has been closed.

Categories