We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We are star crossed lovers0
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She crossed me one too many times!0
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She crossed the rainbow bridge
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He stole my pot of gold!0
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She had too many empty pots0
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Her pot farm landed her in the clinker0
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He refused to bail me out0
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For the 10th time - i like to eat you know0
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He didn't like to eat fish taco0
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Yes i do
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Ate too many fish tacos0
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listened to disco while dressed like doris day in order to clean the house which was daily, ei-yi-yi0
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Didn't like my coffee obsession0
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Coffee breath all day long0
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always offering me Altoids0
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Wouldn't kiss me ever. 0
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Kept trying to tickle me at inappropriate times. Grandma didn't need to see that.0
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Wanted to hand a velvet picture of Elvis over the bed...0
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Hung a photo of Fabio over the bed. Creepy.0
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Would always hire male dancers for my birthday party and then leave with 3 of them.0
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My birthday came and went without so much as a sex marathon.0
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that is not true, her idea of a marathon was a romp and a chocolate bar0
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she only liked dark chocolate
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He actually liked milk chocolate. Deal breaker0
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He refused to nut0
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would never swallow the nut0
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Just didn't know me well enough0
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she didn't stick around long enough to get to know me0
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He lost interest too easily0
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She apparently lost my contact information 0
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