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Yesterday somehow managed to lace his skates together. Fell before he even got to the ice

he is bald...he uses that spray on hair

your_pal_crusher wrote: »

^ actually happened.

wears a hat to cover her bald spot.

I've gotten my laces caught on my hooks which is why I have to now have a protective layer of socks and leggings and sometimes leg warmers over them. That fall HURT!

We went clubbing last night and he even twerked

wears her clubbing dress to work

She tried out for Frozen on Ice, a Disney Experience

Looks like a ken doll....missing bits

Likes men..

Has seen the movie Sharknado 753 times.

She used to star in naughty movies!


That her neighbor shot from the flat next door!

She is addicted to doing lines of powdered sugar ;P

Is really a 65 year old man called bob

Has a shoebox full of expired Sizzler coupons on top of the fridge.

Recruited my grandmother to hand out flyers for single's night at the nudie club down the street.

Stole my keys and wrinkled my Randy Travis poster.

Keeps calling up to my job disguising her voice and claiming that I've been stealing her newspaper every morning for the past two weeks when I really only did it for about a week.