We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she could not handle my stick while shifting gear0
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he never knew I was ambidextrous - the details matter0
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She got pissed that I kept stealing her clothes.0
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Got mad that I took her clothes that she stole from her ex.0
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He was a ho0
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Wouldn't put the hoe back in the shed after gardening, ever.0
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spent all the time in the shed - very suspicious behavior0
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Was too clingy and didn't give me any alone time. Especially in the shed.0
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was too independent in the bed.0
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Never came to bed.0
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Spent too much time lounging in bed watching Netflix.0
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didn't want to watch porn, only netflix - boring0
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Wouldn't stop grabbing my butt in public0
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had a fetish about watching people eat0
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Was one of those no eating fir me dieters.0
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She was so into Keto, that she kept taking all of my bacon0
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developed arthritis in her hands and could no longer cook0
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I kept washing my laundry on his abs0
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she was obsessed with washing laundry, I could never get her to go out0
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Went out wearing only dirty clothes... Mine, hers, the neighbors... The bum on the corner was the last straw0
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She always insisted she needed to be a nudist0
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She didn't want to move to a nudist colony0
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was always peeping into peoples windows to see if they were nude0
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cause the bears beat the vikings0
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I didn't care too much for sports so he left me.0
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That is a reason to break up!
cause he wouldn't take off his viking helmet during sex0 -
she thought playing with my heart was a sport0
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she left me tied up0
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he loved every minute of it......I just needed hands on0
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