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Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....
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Straddling a bar stool0
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Looking for his pants.0
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Hitting on a hot girl0
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Doing the roundhouse dance move0
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Dancing with me and taking selfies
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copping feels on the way to bathroom0
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shouting my name and gesturing for me to come over0
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Asking the bouncer what his job is like0
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Working as the bouncer.0
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Walking up the women dancing lol0
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Walking off stage.0
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I'm making money lol that's fine with me lol0
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sneaking the dollar bills off the stage before the girls could get them0
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Sitting with friends having wine0
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trying to show off with his card tricks0
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Showing him her best Dynamo illusion and leaving him with his jaw on the floor0
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Shaking her 'groove thang' for the bartender.0
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Using pick up lines and failing0
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Sitting on a stool at the bar facing the crowd and deciding on his target0
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Identified her target and going in for the kill.0
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dancing and there ain't no music playing0
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With a Bachelorette party playing a scavenger hunt0
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Asking to use my phone to call a taxi.0
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was trying to console the crying drunks0
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being arrested for indecent exposure0
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Dressed up like a cop for upcoming performance0
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Running away from the cops0
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telling a story about when a drunk guy ran towards the cop.0
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Is chasing said criminal0
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