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His favorite movie is "The Sound of Music" and LOVES to sing the roll of Maria0
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Regularly farts in the grocery store and blames in on little kids.0
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Went skinny dipping in the local aquarium, was dragged out protesting they were a mermaid and that this was discrimination.0
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I AM A MERMAID!!!!
Went fishing at the my aquarium.0 -
Truly believes she is a mermaid..0
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She's the Queen of Atlantis0
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Bought a rental property on Atlantis from me0
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Manages a chain of topless Waffle Houses. Got shut down by the health department for foreign objects in the batter.0
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Is my number one waitress and top tip earner
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Wouldn't stop smacking me with a spatula every time I turned around to serve customers, so I tainted the batter and tipped off the Health Inspector.0
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She runs a Brothel0
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Loves vacationing at a brothel0
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He's The most requested Call Girl at Slim's House Of Pleasure!0
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Is the local brothels best custo...oops forgot ..got to be a lie
I meant is really mary 65 year old nana of 50 -
She's nekked in this photo!0
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She keeps sending me nekked photos of her cat.0
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Shaved my cat...
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That's the cleaner way of what she calls her 0
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^^Hahaha ..
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Saw my shaved cat 0 -
Tried to pet mypet iguanawithout permission! 0
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Hahaha..you are bad ..
Steals a melon from the fruit shop every morning0 -
Is tutoring me on the talent of being Naughty!0
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Hung out with naughty people, and corrupted me.0
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Always blames others for her evil ways0
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Hates walking0
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Was recently mistaken for Queen Elizabeth.0
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Aspires to be like Daffy Duck!0
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Did it with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.....AT THE SAME TIME!0
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Likes to suck toes.0
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Likes toes sucked.0
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