We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted to move to the Amazon and live with the monkeys0
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Wouldn't move to Australia0
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She was Australian0
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She had something against Australians0
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He wanted to be against anyone that was Australian0
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She tried to fool me with a fake accent!0
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She was living a dual life.0
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He found out about my Alias and I had to kill him!
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I was killed.0
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He couldnt take a Joke!
I just had to silence him!0 -
She silenced me with piano wire.0
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he dumped me for his mfp wives0
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She found out about my harem0
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He left us for a blonde0
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Poked fun at my hair because it wasn't red
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She shaved me bald when I was passed out drunk!0
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..blamed me for her alopecia 0 -
She passed it to me from another lover!0
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Again ..blamed me for her hair loss..uou are going bald woman..accept it
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Bought me Rogaine for Valentines day0
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Lol...got upset when I bought her a wig0
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You look cute in a fro...wouldn't believe me0
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She was always trying to turn me into her!0
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Too sweet and innocent...0
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I wasn't a Dirty Girl! 0
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She never showered0
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Lies.
Always rained on my parade0 -
Was always taking her clothes off in the rain and needed an audience0
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Wouldn't watch porn with me0
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