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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Nope we didn't he's mine
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she wouldn't leave him alone0
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Put that song in my head, now it will be in there all day0
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Everything was sung - arguments were the most disturbing0
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Fixated on tiny things, I didn't have it so she left0
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He was so proud of his large things he showed them to everyone0
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His ego was bigger than his package0
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Couldn't handle my package0
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He thought he was the total package0
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He said he had a present for me, but It was so tiny It kept slipping out of my hands!
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good things come in small packages but unfortunately that wasn't the case with her0
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She was always getting on my case for something.0
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I found her briefcase with Passports and cash, so ran with it!0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Nope still together .Hi Dear Heart
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She was always hunting for Bambi.0
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She got Hungry and shot Bambi!
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She went on an all venison diet -- I wanted some veggies!
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Ughgh!! Vegetarians!!! *ROLLING EYES*
No offense to you Vegesauruses out there btw!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Ughgh!! Vegetarians!!! *ROLLING EYES*
No offense to you Vegesauruses out there btw!
sure......
she was always serving me meat even though she knew I was a vegetarian0 -
She was always serving me vegetables even though she knew I am a carnivore0
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I wont go where I almost did because i'd get sent to MFP Jail!!!
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preferred prison pen pals to engaging with me0
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Wrote love letters to some guy named Bubba in prison.0
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Called me Bubba when I was carrying his child!0
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She was pregnant with his child...0
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She denied that she was the Mother!0
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She said she was pregnant but I used protection.0
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He Sprayed me with Mace!
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She attacked me with that feather duster.0
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I came home to him doing things with the feather duster that I can't unsee0
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