We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Replies
-
She didn't do me... Ever0
-
she wanted to go go go go go all the time - it was exhausting!0
-
She didnt like my Moonlighting as a Go Go Dancer!0
-
she thought she was performing in a club but really it was just a back alley with a bunch of broke hobos0
-
hung out with hobos in alleys watching performances0
-
he ended up being one of the hobos0
-
When I wouldnt get that 4th Job she called me a Bum!0
-
I needed a sugar momma, she complained0
-
was a workaholic which made me an alcoholic - it was an all around bad scene0
-
didn't have enough drunk girlfriends hanging around after work0
-
Hit on my Friends after I went to bed!0
-
stopped inviting her friends over in the evenings0
-
He found out my "Friends" were coming over in the Mornings after he went to work!
0 -
she never went to work and I came home to a trashed house everynight0
-
her roommate was apparently Oscar the Grouch0
-
I laughed out loud for.. it doesn't take much
.....
caught him using big birds feathers for funky things
0 -
Big Bird took her to strange back alley ways in Sesame Street0
-
I found out that he was the Big Bird Peeper!0
-
couldn't get it on unless we were in dangerous situations0
-
she couldn't understand why I took binoculars everywhere I went0
-
Refused to wear glasses for her eyes insisting she just needed binoculars0
-
wore kilts everywhere so he could flash people0
-
Looking up some Guys Skirt!0
-
stole money from panhandlers because she felt entitled0
-
Always trying to handle my entitlements!0
-
always trying to handle "engorgements"0
-
She was Incorrigible!0 -
spent her spare time collecting lint so she could knit sweaters0
-
She made me want to use big words, that I might not even understand, just so I could sound photosynthesis.0
-
He was Smartelek!0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.3K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions