We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I was too busy!0
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She was so busy she forgot where we lived0
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I accidentally on purpose forgot her phone number and where SHE lived!
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She lived in another world0
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Watched too many soap operas0
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Drank all my wine0
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Whined all the damn time.0
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Never massaged me0
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Always forgot the oil.0
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I couldn't find the baby oil! 0
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Always acted like a big baby0
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Caught him oiling the neighbour ..0
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Her hair was so oily. She never washed it.0
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Didn't like my coconut oil treatments so Tried to light the oil on my hair on fire!0
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She kept complaining about her hair0
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She chopped off my hair while I slept0
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Her hair was kind of jacked up0
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Wouldn't share his Jack Daniels0
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Really drank a little too much Jack Daniels0
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We just thought too much alike0
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She thought she was me0
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She tried to steal my identity0
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Every time we had a disagreement. He'd yell "In your face!!!"0
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She couldn't handle my basketball skills.0
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She liked all the balls she could get her hands on0
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She had a collection of balls in her cupboard
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she had all kinds of collections, the balls were the least troubling0
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All she wanted to collect were other people!
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She was to emotional0
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Emotionally unstable
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