What is the Dumbest thing you have done?

tictacto3
tictacto3 Posts: 291 Member
edited February 2016 in Chit-Chat
Recently or in the past?

I jumped into a sea full of sharks recently , hey I asked if there was sharks cause there was Dolphins and whales and they said no just big fish.. Then one butted and whacked me with its tail :#
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  • cjferguson40
    cjferguson40 Posts: 93 Member
    sirenjo wrote: »
    Recently or in the past?

    I jumped into a sea full of sharks recently , hey I asked if there was sharks cause there was Dolphins and whales and they said no just big fish.. Then one butted and whacked me with its tail :#

    I just shivered and peed down my leg after reading that...

  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    I clicked on this thread, does that count ?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I asked a coworker why she needed her purse to go to the bathroom one time (we were both in our early 20's)
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    sirenjo wrote: »
    Recently or in the past?

    I jumped into a sea full of sharks recently , hey I asked if there was sharks cause there was Dolphins and whales and they said no just big fish.. Then one butted and whacked me with its tail :#

    At least you weren't on your period!
  • vazquezmom7
    vazquezmom7 Posts: 935 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    I asked a coworker why she needed her purse to go to the bathroom one time (we were both in our early 20's)

    Too funny. :D
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    get married .....
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    a biker chick in a bar......
  • 2fastasleep
    2fastasleep Posts: 24 Member
    Wow, crazy. The biggest fish I seen is koi carp.

    I broke a glow band and poured the juice in my eye as a kid. Thought it would make me see in the dark. Painful mistake.
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    Encouraged my son to pet a wild alligator after a tour in the Everglades. We thought it was fake. Luckily it just hissed.

    Father of the year award arrived a week later.
  • LisaM271970
    LisaM271970 Posts: 5 Member
    It's hard to pick just one thing lol - I try to do better these days :)
  • belalindayuki
    belalindayuki Posts: 3 Member
    The lost glasses case
    One morning my glasses went missing. Since I have a bad sight(-2) and was late for work I just left. After work I searched my entire house but couldn't find them. I was furious. Anyway I went to my oculist the same day (who needs money anyway -.-) and asked him for a new pair with the same design I like and number of course. He just sat there and asked me dumbfounded:
    I am sorry is there something wrong with the pair you are wearing?
    I had my glasses on all the time. I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with me. One of the dumbest most embarrassing things I have ever done. Till today my oculist remind me in every visit of the lost glasses case.
  • OldManOne
    OldManOne Posts: 67 Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    I clicked on this thread, does that count ?

    Someone's having a bad day! - Sheesh!

  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    belalindayuki wrote: »
    The lost glasses case
    One morning my glasses went missing. Since I have a bad sight(-2) and was late for work I just left. After work I searched my entire house but couldn't find them. I was furious. Anyway I went to my oculist the same day (who needs money anyway -.-) and asked him for a new pair with the same design I like and number of course. He just sat there and asked me dumbfounded:
    I am sorry is there something wrong with the pair you are wearing?
    I had my glasses on all the time. I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with me. One of the dumbest most embarrassing things I have ever done. Till today my oculist remind me in every visit of the lost glasses case.

    Haha. I'm -12 so can't function at all without mine so luckily this wouldn't happen to me.
  • belalindayuki
    belalindayuki Posts: 3 Member
    sirenjo wrote: »
    belalindayuki wrote: »
    The lost glasses case
    One morning my glasses went missing. Since I have a bad sight(-2) and was late for work I just left. After work I searched my entire house but couldn't find them. I was furious. Anyway I went to my oculist the same day (who needs money anyway -.-) and asked him for a new pair with the same design I like and number of course. He just sat there and asked me dumbfounded:
    I am sorry is there something wrong with the pair you are wearing?
    I had my glasses on all the time. I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with me. One of the dumbest most embarrassing things I have ever done. Till today my oculist remind me in every visit of the lost glasses case.

    lmao always look in the mirror.. i dont wear them now, but when i did i used to forget id pushed them up on my head all the time.

    I had looked in the mirror at least 5 times. I was angry at my coworkers as well because I made a fuss that my glasses had gone missing and no one said anything . They found it amusing XD
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    Long time ago at a local Minneapolis bar I was drunkenly making fun of professional wrestler Wayne the Train Bloom. He was too drunk and distracted by a pretty lady to comprehend what I was saying.
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    As a teenager as a party trick I used to be able to shove a glow band (the thin necklace type glow stick) down my nose and out of my mouth. I had a few break open when doing this and despite the burn it didn't put me off. It was as not until I was an adult did I realse there's galss in it too. How the hell I never ended up in hospital I'll never know.

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