Doing the master cleanse

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nikkithefatmodel
nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
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The first day is so hard
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  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    The Master Cleanse is actually really dangerous. I'd advise against it.

    Just eat your food and fit into your calorie goal. No suffering involved. You don't have to be miserable to lose weight.
  • Vanessalookingood
    Vanessalookingood Posts: 135 Member
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    MFP really works. Why make life miserable?
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    Master cleanse= clean empty.........wallet.

    Been there, done that. Why be miserable?

    The body does not need 'cleansing'... We poop for a reason.
    Oh, and our livers and kidneys do a great job of detoxing.

    Master cleanses are nothing more than fibre, diuretics and laxatives.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Why?
  • booksandchocolate12
    booksandchocolate12 Posts: 1,741 Member
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    So, since you've been here, you've posted about:

    Dark inner thighs
    Butt augmentation
    Herbalife
    South Beach Diet

    And now the Master Cleanse.

    Are you for real?
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
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    What happened to the Herbalife ? I thought you loved cookies and cream ?
    Please stop all these crazy fads and gimmicks.
    Instead learn that for weight loss, all you need is a calorie deficit. Why torment yourself with all this ridiculous stuff? All of these magical cleanses and detoxes and weight loss gimmicks don't really work .
    Instead start by reading the stickied threads in the beginning of the forum and learn about cico.
  • pootle1972
    pootle1972 Posts: 579 Member
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    I smell attention seeking troll.....
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
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    pootle1972 wrote: »
    I smell attention seeking troll.....

    Something is definitely off here. I understand some posters like to look for quick fixes and fads but this is just over the top.
  • FunkyTobias
    FunkyTobias Posts: 1,776 Member
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  • CollieFit
    CollieFit Posts: 1,683 Member
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    booksandchocolate12 wrote: »
    So, since you've been here, you've posted about:

    Dark inner thighs
    Butt augmentation
    Herbalife
    South Beach Diet

    And now the Master Cleanse.

    Are you for real?

    That pretty much summed up my thoughts.
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
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    I'm going to start Monday I need to lose fast
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
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    I'm post n make videos
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,013 Member
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    nikkithefatmodel wrote: »
    I'm going to start Monday I need to lose fast

    So is the first day hard, or are you starting on Monday?

    :trollface:
  • nomoyoyoing
    nomoyoyoing Posts: 159 Member
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    Good luck! I tried it once and failed miserably, then I had a salad.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    nikkithefatmodel wrote: »
    I'm post n make videos

    Of what? You in the bathroom because of the laxatives? Of you miserable because you're starving?

  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    nikkithefatmodel wrote: »
    I'm going to start Monday I need to lose fast

    I thought you said the first day is hard. Isn't today the first day? Or are you trying to psych yourself out?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    In.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    In.

    I can't stay away...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    In.

    I can't stay away...

    We're in this together, brah.
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