You know you're to fat when.....

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  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p

    Lol, good idea!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Angela937 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p

    Lol, good idea!

    Lol it's a good start
  • eahrenee
    eahrenee Posts: 157 Member
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    Sirius66TheBeat wrote: »
    Your shoe laces are tied to the side.

    This made me sad.....my shoe laces are tied to the side.....or so loose that I can just slip them on and off. :/
  • AnirbanMookherjee
    AnirbanMookherjee Posts: 46 Member
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  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
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    When you look in the mirror and do not recognize yourself anymore
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
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    When you are at a gathering and someone asks when you are due (bc you look preggo)
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
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    When you're single and looking and your parents ask their friend if their son would be interested in you and they say maybe and that they will send him a pic of you to him to see if he may like you ... Then tell your parents when you are not there to make sure it is a pic of you when you were in high school (5 years ago) when you were thin bc you looked better that way.
  • Mapalicious
    Mapalicious Posts: 412 Member
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    AnirbanMookherjee wrote: »
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    my *kitten* jiggles just right
    imma keep it that way
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
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    When you create creaks on the wooden floors of your new house that have never been there before
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    You know you're fat when you get kicked off the Super Man ride and you can't fit in the seat so you have to take the walk of shame to the exit with everyone watching you
  • FunbagsMcGee
    FunbagsMcGee Posts: 36 Member
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    When you qualify for a free burger at 'The Heart Attack Grill': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk
  • KayTeeOne
    KayTeeOne Posts: 122 Member
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    When you don't look good no matter what you wear
  • pamjt56
    pamjt56 Posts: 7 Member
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    shadows2424 wrote: »
    Your gut gets in the way when you put your socks on.

    That and my putting on my shoes.
  • becbo22
    becbo22 Posts: 283 Member
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    When you had to be put on blood pressure medication at age 20. When you would hide snacks in your room so no one would see you binging. When you had to start wearing bigger pants than your overweight mother. When you make excuses that you're "just a big girl" or that you "just can't lose weight no matter what you do".

    Thank goodness that was 62 pounds ago and is no longer me.
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Lmao k but best forum :heart:

    U know ur fat when...u blow the fukin button clean off ur jeans. Mmmhmm.

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  • minniesb69
    minniesb69 Posts: 83 Member
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    Great topic! Glad to see I'm not alone.
    You know you're fat when your sneakers lean to the side even after you take them off.
    You know you're fat when getting dressed gets you out of breath and causes perspiration.
    You know you're fat when you're standing still and breathing heavy like you're running.

    On the plus side, 26lbs down so far. I dont lose my breath getting dressed anymore. All of my sneakers are still lopsided tho. Lol
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
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    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    When walking up the stairs leaves you breathless.

    I'm like that being reasonably skinny
    khpsrt wrote: »
    When you don't look good no matter what you wear

    I'm like that but I'm just ugly
  • zdyb23456
    zdyb23456 Posts: 1,706 Member
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    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    When I got winded walking up a very small hill. When my pants size was larger than my father's. When my idea of a great vacation was sitting on my *kitten* and doing nothing but drinking and eating for a week.

    I've never been overweight, but that's my dream vacation...

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