Having an overall annoying and crappy day. Someone make me laugh please!!!

steph124ny
steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
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Seriously... got any good jokes? Stupid memes? Anything?

I'm kind of in a funk.

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  • becbo22
    becbo22 Posts: 283 Member
    Why did the egg go to college?
    To become an eggspert!

    What is a seal's favorite school subject?
    ART

    I'm in a funk tonight too. You're not alone.
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    I wanted to go to the gym but my daughter has my car because she is the stage manager of her high school musical and this weekend is showtime. My husband is acting like a 5 year old lately...as is my actual 5 year old. My nerves are on edge. Maybe i should just go to bed. Sigh....
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sometimes you gotta get a shoe and just put it on your head.
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sometimes you gotta get a shoe and just put it on your head.

    I found it much easier to simply sit in one in Vegas.... HAHAHA!
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  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    steph124ny wrote: »
    I wanted to go to the gym but my daughter has my car because she is the stage manager of her high school musical and this weekend is showtime. My husband is acting like a 5 year old lately...as is my actual 5 year old. My nerves are on edge. Maybe i should just go to bed. Sigh....

    Wine is the answer.

    Most likely. But all I have is Blue Moon. While I can theoretically fit one into my calories, what I really feel like having is about 4. So I won't even go there....UGH! Tomorrow will be a better day.
  • AriesGal329
    AriesGal329 Posts: 236 Member
    A guy is sitting in a bar, and a grasshopper comes in and sits next to him. The man says, "Hey! Do you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says, "There's a drink named Steve?"
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  • AriesGal329
    AriesGal329 Posts: 236 Member
    ^^ LOL!
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    I sent an email to a friend regarding Saturday's girlie dinner and typed "man dish" instead of "main dish" (I'd like to pretend that's not Freudian), and of course, she comes back with "If we all share a man dish, does that make it an orgy?" *sigh*
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    closetlibrarian wrote: »
    I sent an email to a friend regarding Saturday's girlie dinner and typed "man dish" instead of "main dish" (I'd like to pretend that's not Freudian), and of course, she comes back with "If we all share a man dish, does that make it an orgy?" *sigh*

    Excellent dinner plans!

    There's a reason we're friends. ;)
  • Shells918
    Shells918 Posts: 1,070 Member
    edited March 2016
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  • tryingtolive1
    tryingtolive1 Posts: 245 Member
    darlswife wrote: »
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    Now that's funny.
  • Sirius66TheBeat
    Sirius66TheBeat Posts: 72 Member
    Mom: How do you like school, Billy?
    Billy: Closed
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    steph124ny wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    steph124ny wrote: »
    I wanted to go to the gym but my daughter has my car because she is the stage manager of her high school musical and this weekend is showtime. My husband is acting like a 5 year old lately...as is my actual 5 year old. My nerves are on edge. Maybe i should just go to bed. Sigh....

    Wine is the answer.

    Most likely. But all I have is Blue Moon. While I can theoretically fit one into my calories, what I really feel like having is about 4. So I won't even go there....UGH! Tomorrow will be a better day.

    blue moon is the perfect drink for days like this...i wish i had one right now, but then it is pretty late and i have to be up at 5 >.>
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