You know you're to fat when.....

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  • peternixon12
    peternixon12 Posts: 60 Member
    When I bend down to tie my shoe laces and think my rib case is going to burst
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    This thread is so sad to me.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    You know you're too fat when you are diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gives you 87 years to live.

    That is hilarious.
  • 2fastasleep
    2fastasleep Posts: 24 Member
    Slateofamuse wrote: »
    When your kids want to play with your tummy cause it feels like play-doh :/

    Check! ;)
    Although jelly is the description used more frequently by ours
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    When walking up the stairs leaves you breathless.

    I was like that this time last year. I've been slowly increasing my walking since last April and since I got a FitBit for Christmas have made a point of going up stairs and hills more. Have 20 flights so far today - most of that was on my walk at lunch time.
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    ...I look at my stomach and see all the fat.
  • amyk0202
    amyk0202 Posts: 666 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    When walking up the stairs leaves you breathless.

    This was a big motivator for me to make a change. I like to go on cave tours & I kept having to stop and rest on the way out--up a ton of stairs. I thought I was going to die.

    You know you're too fat when you have to work to squeeze into a regular public bathroom stall. In the same theme--You know you're too fat when you sit on the cheap toilet seat & it starts sliding off to the side because you've smashed one of the little plastic "feet" on the bottom of one side of the seat.<--That's definitely a highlight in my life.

    You know you're too fat when you pretend you want to be standing at your kids sporting events, when really you know the camping chairs everyone keeps offering you won't support you.

    I am so grateful to be where I am now. I can't ever do that to myself again.
  • Mapalicious
    Mapalicious Posts: 412 Member
    jo_madre wrote: »
    ...I look at my stomach and see all the fat.

    How creative!! :neutral::wink:
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    seven7kitty wrote: »
    When your favorite pants are ruined by your thighs rubbing together...holes rubbed right through!

    This. I has grrr.
  • IHateUserNames23
    IHateUserNames23 Posts: 76 Member
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p

    Lol, good idea!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    IHateUserNames23 wrote: »
    You have to hold your breath, to tie your shoes.

    I only wear slip ons for that very reason!

    Make shoe tying your daily ab workout, then :p

    Lol, good idea!

    Lol it's a good start
  • eahrenee
    eahrenee Posts: 154 Member
    Sirius66TheBeat wrote: »
    Your shoe laces are tied to the side.

    This made me sad.....my shoe laces are tied to the side.....or so loose that I can just slip them on and off. :/
  • AnirbanMookherjee
    AnirbanMookherjee Posts: 46 Member
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  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
    When you look in the mirror and do not recognize yourself anymore
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
    When you are at a gathering and someone asks when you are due (bc you look preggo)
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
    When you're single and looking and your parents ask their friend if their son would be interested in you and they say maybe and that they will send him a pic of you to him to see if he may like you ... Then tell your parents when you are not there to make sure it is a pic of you when you were in high school (5 years ago) when you were thin bc you looked better that way.
  • Mapalicious
    Mapalicious Posts: 412 Member
    AnirbanMookherjee wrote: »
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    my *kitten* jiggles just right
    imma keep it that way
  • vintageruby
    vintageruby Posts: 17 Member
    When you create creaks on the wooden floors of your new house that have never been there before
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    You know you're fat when you get kicked off the Super Man ride and you can't fit in the seat so you have to take the walk of shame to the exit with everyone watching you
  • FunbagsMcGee
    FunbagsMcGee Posts: 36 Member
    When you qualify for a free burger at 'The Heart Attack Grill': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk
  • KayTeeOne
    KayTeeOne Posts: 122 Member
    When you don't look good no matter what you wear
  • pamjt56
    pamjt56 Posts: 7 Member
    shadows2424 wrote: »
    Your gut gets in the way when you put your socks on.

    That and my putting on my shoes.
  • becbo22
    becbo22 Posts: 283 Member
    When you had to be put on blood pressure medication at age 20. When you would hide snacks in your room so no one would see you binging. When you had to start wearing bigger pants than your overweight mother. When you make excuses that you're "just a big girl" or that you "just can't lose weight no matter what you do".

    Thank goodness that was 62 pounds ago and is no longer me.
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    Lmao k but best forum :heart:

    U know ur fat when...u blow the fukin button clean off ur jeans. Mmmhmm.

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  • minniesb69
    minniesb69 Posts: 83 Member
    Great topic! Glad to see I'm not alone.
    You know you're fat when your sneakers lean to the side even after you take them off.
    You know you're fat when getting dressed gets you out of breath and causes perspiration.
    You know you're fat when you're standing still and breathing heavy like you're running.

    On the plus side, 26lbs down so far. I dont lose my breath getting dressed anymore. All of my sneakers are still lopsided tho. Lol
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    edited March 2016
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    When walking up the stairs leaves you breathless.

    I'm like that being reasonably skinny
    khpsrt wrote: »
    When you don't look good no matter what you wear

    I'm like that but I'm just ugly
  • zdyb23456
    zdyb23456 Posts: 1,706 Member
    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    When I got winded walking up a very small hill. When my pants size was larger than my father's. When my idea of a great vacation was sitting on my *kitten* and doing nothing but drinking and eating for a week.

    I've never been overweight, but that's my dream vacation...

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