We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was a hick!
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I'm a farm boy, she was a city girl.0
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He smelled like manure0
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Made me watch Honey Boo Boo0
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Thought I looked like Yogi Bear0
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Laughed like Dastardly Dog0
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Was a total basket case0
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Had me committed0
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Afraid of commitment0
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Tried to make me wear a straightjacket.0
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Is being a bad wing man getting all the girls0
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She decided she liked women more0
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he didn't like my friends0
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I couldn't hang out with her friends cuz they kept coming on to me.0
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Lolllllll. Banged all his buddies bc he wouldn't bang me
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Because she was dead. I'm no necro...0
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Was too respectful. Never wanted to slap me around lmao
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Made me do all the work...0
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Didn't want to work things out!0
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Didn't know how to work it...0
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All he did was work0
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I went to work one day and when I came home she was gone!0
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Gone with the Wind0
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You left me 0
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too sexy for me0
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He wore pink better than I did0
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She thought she was Molly Ringwald and was still 16!0
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wouldn't be part of my breakfast club0
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He got the horns and liked it..
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she tried to gore me0
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