Gym pick up lines!

mdleastbeast
mdleastbeast Posts: 25 Member
edited November 30 in Chit-Chat
So I've had a few guys say some funny pick up lines to me at the gym.. Any other ladies want to share any funny experiences? This could get juicy!!! Or any guys have any good ones they'd like to tell?
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  • Slateofamuse
    Slateofamuse Posts: 125 Member
    "You look like a breeder"....WTF
  • AlanahBeez
    AlanahBeez Posts: 60 Member
    I was doing a very common shoulder exercise with weights and this guy came up to me saying how he's never seen it before and asked how to do it.... Sure dude lol
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Not really into picking up chicks at the gym but I do love to dish out a compliment and keep it moving.

    Sometimes I like to go to the gym between 4-6pm because that's when all the young sexy thangs start filing in. It's every man for himself lol.

    Last week I was using the TRX ropes and this chick in HOT PINK tights was stretching in front of me (awkwardly I might add). After I was finished with my work I took out one of my earbuds, threw caution to the wind, and said to her "Now that's a Bubblelicious flavor I'd like to taste" while staring directly at her rear and taking a sip of water. Couldn't even tell you her reaction because I was already making my way out of the room.

    Stuff like that makes me feel happy.
  • mdleastbeast
    mdleastbeast Posts: 25 Member
    :D omgosh hahahah
  • _SpookyKitten
    _SpookyKitten Posts: 35 Member
    Spot me *kitten*?
  • distinctlybeautiful
    distinctlybeautiful Posts: 1,041 Member
    "I like your phone. Can I get the number?"

    I didn't make that up. Promise.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Put away the sanitizing wipe, you muscle-bound god of strength and athleticism. I'm happy to lick your butt sweat off this machine.
  • Slateofamuse
    Slateofamuse Posts: 125 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Put away the sanitizing wipe, you muscle-bound god of strength and athleticism. I'm happy to lick your butt sweat off this machine.
    woah

  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    Not to pick up. When a woman is doing squats I'll just walk by and say "they're working" and keep on walking. I'm a sniper shot type of flirt.
  • KeepingUpWithKari
    KeepingUpWithKari Posts: 287 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    Not really into picking up chicks at the gym but I do love to dish out a compliment and keep it moving.

    Sometimes I like to go to the gym between 4-6pm because that's when all the young sexy thangs start filing in. It's every man for himself lol.

    Last week I was using the TRX ropes and this chick in HOT PINK tights was stretching in front of me (awkwardly I might add). After I was finished with my work I took out one of my earbuds, threw caution to the wind, and said to her "Now that's a Bubblelicious flavor I'd like to taste" while staring directly at her rear and taking a sip of water. Couldn't even tell you her reaction because I was already making my way out of the room.

    Stuff like that makes me feel happy.

    I'll stretch in front of you anyday lol..

    That would be so funny yet that probably make my day.
  • allstarelmo23
    allstarelmo23 Posts: 120 Member
    I usually juat compliment on their good form. Not sure if thats hitting on someone
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    There is a guy who ALWAYS seeks me out while I'm on the treadmill or Arc Trainer so he can stand in front of me, bend over and stretch.Then he glances backwards to see if I noticed.... sigh.... My 18 year old daughter often comes to the gym with me so its now a standing joke. :D
  • pixlikesitcrazy
    pixlikesitcrazy Posts: 248 Member
    I constantly get comments about my height and legs, last week it was "damn, those legs are so long I bet you could wrap them around me twice"

    I almost puked on his shoes.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    "Nice snatch"
  • Shesaleo18
    Shesaleo18 Posts: 126 Member
    I was bending down to my locker and this ginger ninja was in 1 of the top lockers and he goes "while your down there"
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    My gym is mostly guys, and I never get hit on. I love it, but I feel left out now.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
    What - seriously? The only picking up that I attempt to do at the gym is that of the weights!
  • Chasing_My_Bliss
    Chasing_My_Bliss Posts: 18 Member
    "Where is the best place to do hip thrusts in this gym?"
  • Chasing_My_Bliss
    Chasing_My_Bliss Posts: 18 Member
    Shesaleo18 wrote: »
    I was bending down to my locker and this ginger ninja was in 1 of the top lockers and he goes "while your down there"

    "Ginger Ninja".... :D hahaha!
  • therealhyper
    therealhyper Posts: 124 Member
    mdleastbeast wrote: »
    So I've had a few guys say some funny pick up lines to me at the gym.. Any other ladies want to share any funny experiences? This could get juicy!!! Or any guys have any good ones they'd like to tell?

    So which ones have been tried on you ??
  • therealhyper
    therealhyper Posts: 124 Member
    Would woman prefer men to hit on then whilst at the gym ? Or is that a No No ??
  • Khovde07
    Khovde07 Posts: 508 Member
    therealhyper wrote: »
    Would woman prefer men to hit on then whilst at the gym ? Or is that a No No ??

    I would love to be hit on at the gym as long as it's nothing super creepy or overly sexual. Compliment me on my form or something specific. Making an overtly sexual comment makes me feel like I have to keep watching out behind me. But if a guy gives me a genuine sounding compliment, then I'm more likely to show off just how flexible I am. ;)
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
    "Excuse me, do you have a bandaid?"
    "Um, there might be one in the first aid kit...?"
    "Because you are cut. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
  • brewingPHX
    brewingPHX Posts: 284 Member
    The one I use to bag all my gym chicks is, "Excuse me, can you let me know when you're done with your spin class? I'd love to sniff your seat." Just then, the panties DEEE-ROP! (if they are wearing any)
  • Justn7883
    Justn7883 Posts: 4,764 Member
    Me: Sorry, I didn't mean to be in your way.
    Her: Your fine and your not in the way :)
  • chaney3000
    chaney3000 Posts: 269 Member
    Not really trying to flirt with the ladies in the gym. Smile and say hey but keep it moving cause it's too easy for me to get caught up in the distractions in there.
  • therealhyper
    therealhyper Posts: 124 Member
    Khovde07 wrote: »
    therealhyper wrote: »
    Would woman prefer men to hit on then whilst at the gym ? Or is that a No No ??

    I would love to be hit on at the gym as long as it's nothing super creepy or overly sexual. Compliment me on my form or something specific. Making an overtly sexual comment makes me feel like I have to keep watching out behind me. But if a guy gives me a genuine sounding compliment, then I'm more likely to show off just how flexible I am. ;)

    Ohhh lala !!!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Not sure if this is a pick up or not but a woman at the gym told me she has a xes (read backwards) tape
  • AbigailC17
    AbigailC17 Posts: 78 Member
    I was going by the water fountain and this guy was using shoulder machine press nearby. He said "Are you a Filipina?" I said yes (feeling creeped out already). He proceeded to say "no wonder you have a nice body" THE F??? :/ Then he told me a story how he had ex girlfriend who was a Filipina yada yada (I was more creeped out than ever). I spent my whole day avoiding the guy and using my towel to put over my head while exercising as fast as I can. He ruined my workout and that made me ANGRY as hell.
  • tatilove1988
    tatilove1988 Posts: 330 Member
    brewingPHX wrote: »
    The one I use to bag all my gym chicks is, "Excuse me, can you let me know when you're done with your spin class? I'd love to sniff your seat." Just then, the panties DEEE-ROP! (if they are wearing any)

    You're quite the Casanova hehe :D
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