We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Kept bloody disappearing0
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You needed a hazmat suit around her0
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I said her hazmat suit was not sexy.0
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So judgemental about the clothing I wore nothing was sexy enough0
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She never wanted to wear clothing.. wanted to move to a nudist colony.. Wait, why did we break up??0
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She thought it would be fun to try to colonize Mars.0
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moved us to the desert so we could prepare for our trip to mars0
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Thought she was being watched by aliens0
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Would sneak off in the middle of the night to try and contact aliens0
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she was from another planet
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Thought Planet Hollywood was hip0
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sold our house so she could follow her dream to be a director in Hollywood0
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She said she was an actress but I could only find her movies in the adult video section....0
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threw away all my porn0
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Always wanted us to film ourselves0
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invited friends over to watch and record us with their phones0
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Was an exhibitionist0
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she was too much of a voyeur0
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Only revealed himself partially0
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she was always incognito0
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Didn't like my attempts at role playing. Sometimes you HAD to go incognito0
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wanted me to play the role of a mime! learned it was just to shut me up0
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was always "shussshhhing" me as if we lived in a library0
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He thought it was talk I was after.0
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she was cheating on me with a man!0
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Because when I asked her to use her mouth she thought I wanted to talk...0
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He wouldn't stop talking0
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she kept her emotions bottled up and never talked about anything0
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She hit the bottle non stop, couldn't even remember my name0
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had so many lovers that she couldn't call me by my right name0
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