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New knock knock joke
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You were only supposed to Knock knock
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Ooh my favorite kind of jokes. I love the extremely cheesy knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks I prefer Google!0 -
New knock knock joke. .....you start it off0
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Knock knock0
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Who's there0
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Sassafras0
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peppermintpudgy wrote: »Sassafras
Who?0 -
knock Knock0
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Who's there0
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And that's why people put their entire joke in one post..
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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave began to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
LOL!!! So dark, so funny!!! I love this and will be using it in the future!0 -
distinctlybeautiful wrote: »And that's why people put their entire joke in one post..
You were meant to start it off.....it's a new knock knock joke. Meaning you have to start it off.0 -
Sassafras who!? Or r u too sassy to answer?0
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You were meant to start it off.....it's a new knock knock joke. Meaning you have to start it off.
But you started a new joke without finishing the sassafras one...don't leave us hanging0 -
Answer or I'm gonna kick your fras0
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Who?
"Sassafras, shut that, you must." Yoda wants no sass from your fras.
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Okay who's starting.......0
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knock knock0
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Who's there0
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I ended and started one!0
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I get it now. This thread IS the knock knock joke! Very funny!!0
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Okay, okay. How about we start over and this time finish the joke and whoever finishes the joke starts the next one. Like this:
Person 1: "Knock Knock"
Person 2: "Who's there?"
Person 3: "Who."
Person 4: "Who Who?"
Person 5: "What are you, an owl???.....Knock Knock"
Knock knock0 -
Why did the chicken cross the road?0
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Never mind. I give up on this thread.0
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... To get to the idiot's house!
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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave began to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.0
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