New knock knock joke

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    knock knock
  • bezza666
    bezza666 Posts: 730 Member
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    Who's there
  • momo_t90
    momo_t90 Posts: 288 Member
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    I ended and started one!
  • momo_t90
    momo_t90 Posts: 288 Member
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    I get it now. This thread IS the knock knock joke! Very funny!!
  • momo_t90
    momo_t90 Posts: 288 Member
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    Okay, okay. How about we start over and this time finish the joke and whoever finishes the joke starts the next one. Like this:

    Person 1: "Knock Knock"
    Person 2: "Who's there?"
    Person 3: "Who."
    Person 4: "Who Who?"
    Person 5: "What are you, an owl???.....Knock Knock"



    Knock knock
  • joolie1234
    joolie1234 Posts: 126 Member
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • momo_t90
    momo_t90 Posts: 288 Member
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    Never mind. I give up on this thread.
  • joolie1234
    joolie1234 Posts: 126 Member
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    ... To get to the idiot's house!


    Knock knock
  • bezza666
    bezza666 Posts: 730 Member
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    momo_t90 wrote: »
    Never mind. I give up on this thread.

    I love your enthusiasm
  • tcarp8
    tcarp8 Posts: 369 Member
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    _A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »
    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave began to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

    Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
  • joolie1234
    joolie1234 Posts: 126 Member
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    Fine I'll finish my own joke.
    joolie1234 wrote: »
    ... To get to the idiot's house!


    Knock knock

    Other person: Who's there?
    Me: The chicken.
  • Rick_Nelson81
    Rick_Nelson81 Posts: 205 Member
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    I love your enthusiasm who?
  • bezza666
    bezza666 Posts: 730 Member
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    I love you enthusiasm' who knocked on the wrong house.
  • Rick_Nelson81
    Rick_Nelson81 Posts: 205 Member
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    lol
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    bezza666 wrote: »
    You start it off.......

    That's what he said :joy:
    Lol
    Kkkkkkk FINEEEEEE #knockknock
  • bezza666
    bezza666 Posts: 730 Member
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    Who's there
  • _MissBrie
    _MissBrie Posts: 114 Member
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    Omg love this
  • bezza666
    bezza666 Posts: 730 Member
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    Nice eyes
  • Oversyte
    Oversyte Posts: 482 Member
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    ???

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