Your best pick-up line to the person above?

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baptaker
baptaker Posts: 212 Member
edited March 2016 in Fun and Games
Make them funny. :P
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  • windee52
    windee52 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! ;)
  • baptaker
    baptaker Posts: 212 Member
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    excuse me, can I get a picture of you? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
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    Would you like a gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    Heeeyyyy Stacey. Your mom has got it going on. :love:

    Errr....wait...
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
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    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Heeeyyyy Stacey. Your mom has got it going on. :love:

    Errr....wait...

    Lmao, I hate that song.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    OMG I just got that...LOL
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Heeeyyyy Stacey. Your mom has got it going on. :love:

    Errr....wait...
    Staceym2112 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Heeeyyyy Stacey. Your mom has got it going on. :love:

    Errr....wait...

    Lmao, I hate that song.

  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    I lost my phone number...

    Can I get yours?
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
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    I may not be Betty Rubble but I can make your bed rock
  • baptaker
    baptaker Posts: 212 Member
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    Were those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place
  • emilyb117
    emilyb117 Posts: 56 Member
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    Are you a corn field? Cause I wish I was stalking you.
  • emilyb117
    emilyb117 Posts: 56 Member
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    oh wait, is there a rule for this to not be creepy? oops.
  • baptaker
    baptaker Posts: 212 Member
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    emilybrown117 wrote: »
    oh wait, is there a rule for this to not be creepy? oops.

    please be creepy
  • baptaker
    baptaker Posts: 212 Member
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    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as gorgeous as you....I'd have 5 cents.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    You know what would look good on you?..Me!!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Get in the car and no one has to get hurt.
  • HStheBusyBee
    HStheBusyBee Posts: 1,366 Member
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    Are you google? Because you have everything I've been searching for :lol:
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Does this smell like chloroform?
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
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    Do these feel real to you?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    You look so sweet...I want to lick you like a lolly pop :o
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    How about you just get in the van and save us both a struggle in the parking lot later?

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