Why am I not losing weight on 850 cals?!?!

Quinn_Baker · April 2016

It's so frustrating. I'm eating so little calories and not losing. This is the diet my friend told me about that helps you lose 40 lbs in a month, but it's been two weeks and I'm not losing anything yet.

YEAH, APRIL FOOLS.
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techgal128 · April 2016

You're a monster.

Quinn_Baker · April 2016

techgal128 wrote: »

You're a monster.

Kimberly_Harper · April 2016

LOL

Shanel0916 · April 2016

lol

EmHorn4 · April 2016

I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me!

Quinn_Baker · April 2016

EmHorn4 wrote: »

I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me!

hahaha

rbfdac · April 2016

bahaha, you got me!

KrystinaMTL · April 2016

Love it !
Got me

SueSueDio · April 2016

Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

Quinn_Baker · April 2016

SueSueDio wrote: »

Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

LOL! That's it, I forgot to read the fine print...
"after completion of the 30-day diet, you're free to eat anything and everything you want. Just chop off both arms and you are forever 40 lbs lighter!"

angstep77 · April 2016

Boom haha

ybee1991 · April 2016

Wysewoman53 · April 2016

Got me to look!

HeatherSpicer1 · April 2016

chsberthelot · April 2016

Well *kitten*..

chsberthelot · April 2016

Dang it ..

sparklyglitterbomb · April 2016

nicely done

Ketzalitzli2 · April 2016

haha! Evil post! lol

Why am I not losing weight on 850 cals?!?!

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