Acronym Game

No, I've gotta have tequila.

T E Q U I

Quilts under Eleanor eventually natty-ify (yuck)

E L E A N

Really Old Yaks Are Lonely

L O N E L

Pie Is Very Evenly Distributed

E V E N L

Fluffy Rhinoceros Are Mainly European

DIEH

Heaven eventually admits losers, too.

A D M I T

Maybe a ranger could help.

G E V U N

Justify Every Kiss You Love

Y O U T H

Here Come Little Dancing Virgins

V A L I D

Dreams really excite all men
M E A N U