How often do you fart in front of your SO?

More than a gentleman should.

When the need arises Hubby, however, gets all sorts of awkward if he does- preferring to race to the bathroom instead. Even after 20 years of marriage o.O

Never. But we're still a new couple. I'll step away to let one out, and hope it doesnt follow me!

kathrynseddon1993 wrote: »

Never. Girls don't fart. Thats whay he says anyway.

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Never lol

I do whenever I want, but with warning. My husband will purposely block traffic bottlenecks in the house with a sneaky gas attack. Unfortunately, I'm usually talking as I walk through them and he just thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

Whenever possible!