How often do you fart in front of your SO?

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_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    More than a gentleman should.
  • riverariasong
    riverariasong Posts: 40 Member
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    Whenever the urge arises lol. I always say we are way too comfortable in front of each other hehe
  • RobinvdM
    RobinvdM Posts: 634 Member
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    When the need arises :p Hubby, however, gets all sorts of awkward if he does- preferring to race to the bathroom instead. Even after 20 years of marriage o.O
  • kathrynseddon1993
    kathrynseddon1993 Posts: 35 Member
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    Never. Girls don't fart. Thats whay he says anyway.
  • Wakey618
    Wakey618 Posts: 160 Member
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    Never. But we're still a new couple. I'll step away to let one out, and hope it doesnt follow me!
  • sjh121785
    sjh121785 Posts: 5 Member
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    Often
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
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    Never. Girls don't fart. Thats whay he says anyway.

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  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    Who else do I blame?
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
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    Never lol
  • SpiderGwens
    SpiderGwens Posts: 87 Member
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    CONSTANTLY.

    We both think it's hilarious. In fact, farts are an important component of our relationship. If my boyfriend doesn't laugh at a fart, I know something is wrong (and vice versa). XD
  • valente347
    valente347 Posts: 201 Member
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    I do whenever I want, but with warning. My husband will purposely block traffic bottlenecks in the house with a sneaky gas attack. Unfortunately, I'm usually talking as I walk through them and he just thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    When ever I need to take control of the TV
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Whenever possible!