We broke up because...
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Made up weird names for his penis0
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She misinterpreted things0
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She spoke in code
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Was a bit sloooowwwwww ...
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Her friends kept trying to set me up with other women...0
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Her friends were sock puppets0
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She called me her puppet0
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She liked to dance for money0
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She threw coins at me..they hurt0
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She was always hurting me...0
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He was always whining about me calling him Waldo!0
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My name wasnt waldo0
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Called my penis Waldo and kept saying "Where's Waldo?"0
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He only wore red and white stripes. Strange.0
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She wasn't into kinky sex0
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His legs looked better in my heels than mine did!
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I was a Heel...0
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He kept stealing my pillow0
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Was too cheap to buy more pillows0
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He put a pillow over my face0
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Caught him fluffing someone else's pillows0
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I couldn't silence her snoring...0
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Tried to suffocate me in my sleep
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